making furniture
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- stevegee0
uh, tehgee, where will the handcuffs connect?
- BigDee0
Why not finish it off with the all new lesbian bed from IKEA... there's no screwing involved, just tongue and groove.
- mayo0
how long have you been waiting to use that one, BigDee?
- BigDee0
ummm... a while
- kingjulien0
cause bigdee's in your mouth are bad for your health
- ********0
tehgee.
you bring a guido home to that room and instantly they'll know that they'll have to marry you by tomorrow morning after sex.
- auricom0
but was well worth it, ha. that made my day.
tehgee, don't make me come up there with all my power tools....oh wait, that sounded odd.
do you have dimensions for it yet? looks like you'll just need a sheet of plywood to pull this off. once you cut the board out, just hot glue some foam all over it then wrap it with whatever fabric you choose. are you just covering the front of it or the back as well?
- nooner0
scrap the idea.
- gruntt0
there is no guido on earth that will be able to get an erection in that bed... unless he's a gay guido.
- tehgee0
well i mean, noones really going to come over and see it so - it doesnt really matter its just to make me happy :)
- mayo0
basically she's saying that if she had a baby right now, we'd have to name him geesus.

