Biggest Weakness
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- kingjulien0
I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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always leave butt prints on scanner at company christmas parties
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I generally maltreat, abuse, ill-use, ill-treat, buffet, bruise, scratch, maul & smite people if they even look at me sideways.
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always sleep with bosses wife
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carry unregistered gun to work
- mg330
Say "I carry a gun at all times to feel safe."
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i sometimes will leave dead animals in the desks of anyone who doesn't believe in aliens or intelligent design.
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frequently forget to take antipsychotic medication
- shilohous0
the viagra script cured my biggest weakness
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you know who the hulk was right?
ok. i'm like bruce banner 2% of the time and hulk 98% of the time.
you have about 30 seconds left of that 2% btw.
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come unshaven and hungover to work, insult interns
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I tend to come into work naked as a JayBird from time to time, so I can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on my tan.
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i used to work for studio a
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I give 103% at work. Yeah, I know that sounds great and all, but let me explain.
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zequals:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % OnlyK N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % OnlyBut:
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %However:
B U L L * * * T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
- kingjulien0
I'm uncomfortable asking gay supervisors to sign my time card once I catch them rubbing valtrex on their upper lip.
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Plagiarism saves time.
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- NYNY0
Public Speaking
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I generally succeed in spite of management.
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I put my garbage can on my desk and label it "IN."