Overheard in the office
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- emokid0
they have no right to publish my private conversations online.
- Rand0
Renatl Department
- emokid0
in that case, i don't mind
- Ramanisky20
haha
Manager: We're all sharks. Remember, guys.
Employee: Huh? Sharks?
Manager: Yeah, we're all like sharks. Sharks have to keep moving their whole life or they'll die. They never stop moving. So keep moving, guys! We're sharks!
Employee: So basically what you're saying is that if we stop moving, you'll kill us all?208 Chain Lake Drive
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia
- bradpitt0
hahahah...that sharks one is awesome.
- Ramanisky20
lol
Co-worker #1: I don't want to drive you home; it's way out of my way. Just take the company van home.
Co-worker #2: If I had a dick I would tell you to suck it.
General Manager: Hey, not in the office.
Co-worker #2: You too.839 Marshall Phelps Road
Windsor, Connecticut
- harlequino0
"Pooper ring"
:)
- neue75_bold0
Coworker: Is that a copy of Ted Nugent's new book?
Boss: It is. He and his wife wrote it. Grill It and Kill It.
Coworker: Is that him on the cover? With his wife?
Boss: Yeah. She's hot, isn't she?
Coworker: She really is. Way to go, Nuge.
Boss: He must have started seeing her when he was in Damn Yankees. What was their song?
Coworker: "Can you take me high enough..."
Boss: Yeah. Those really were the days.249 West 17th Street
New York, NY
- neue75_bold0
I was in metal bands in the NY scene since 1987. I know metal.
TheTick
(Dec 29 05, 12:05)
- tparsons0
Hey EMOKID WHERE THE HELL IS MY PRINT?
- emokid0
it has now taken the form of a new year's print. it will be there, i promise.
- Ramanisky20
Co-worker: Does the whole building smell like urine? Or is it just my cube?
1601 Chestnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
- harlequino0
Worker: Lemon cod, please. With pasta and--
Server: Pasta's an entree. Not a side.
Worker: Oh, I didn't see it on the entree sign.
Server: That's because it's a side.
- Ramanisky20
Worker: Lemon cod, please. With pasta and--
Server: Pasta's an entree. Not a side.
Worker: Oh, I didn't see it on the entree sign.
Server: That's because it's a side.harlequino
(Dec 29 05, 12:29)wow I'am sooo confused
- jox0
Sheyat that thing's addictive.
- bradpitt0
I have it on my RSS feed now, good stuff.
- BuddhaHat0
Editor: You got a little insert action going on there?
Paginator: Yeah, you like it?
Editor: Oh yeah, I like it.
Paginator: What about this, you like this?
Editor: That's great.lol.