NJ: North vs. South
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- stevegee0
don't worry mx, you can rent my guest house if you want.
- radar0
I condemn you to hoboken!
- JazX0
jersey sux. I wasted 17 years of my life there listening to meatheads piss off at you on how great they look and sluts (that might be the only good thing actually). If ur going to live anywhere in NJ, live near Freehold, Colts Neck, or like the otha chops said--> Manasquan and just take the train to NY or commute there. If u do find a place that actually designs in NJ, they prolly aren't any good and wont pay you a rats ass. NYC is where its all at. go there. fucking jersey goddammit!!!.
davi-t
(Dec 29 05, 10:37)HAHHAHAH
- seed0
I think NJ is cool just because I am so into the Sopranos.
Then I saw the njguidos site. Oy vey.
- davi-t0
Sorry Stevegee. Just tellin it how it is playa. Jersey sux. plain and simple. You don't notice until you get the fuck outta there. Jersey does that shit to yah. See how much I fucking swear! Goddammit!!! That's fucking Jersey's fault.
I see ur in Beechwood, so u should know exactly what I'm talking about since Sleezeside is down the street from you. Me, from Toms River myself...and the fam lives right off of Fischer Blvd next to the bridge, my bro lives up the street from u near that arcade/small amusement park off of 9. Small world for a small fucking state.
you KNOW you cannot say that I am wrong here. Any NTers agree?
Jersey equals:
- The next Crown Heights.
- A herpes/crabs grab-bag.
- Meatsicles.
- Meat testicles.
- A Friday's on every other corner.
- Loss of virginity at birth.
- Underage drinking.
- Stretched vaginas.
- Fucking jugghandles. *Say that again. FUCKING JUGGHANDLES!!!
- 20 minute yellow lights. 2 second green lights.
- And poor fucking language goddammit.Like I said. Fucking Jersey!!!
-Davi-t
- robswift740
yeah i gotta agree. i lived there for 22 years and i always wish i coulda been born someplace just a wee bit cooler. it just sucks. its my roots and all - but it sucks.
now im in colorado - good lord - a little space to breathe. people might be a bit flaky and rednecks here and there. but at least i can breathe and dream of maybe owning a house.
- robswift740
and fuck jughandles. i forgot all about those things..
- stevegee0
we're like fam son!
I lived here my whole life, not always in Ocean County, but in NJ and now might have a chance to go to north NJ and think it can be a positive move.
Maybe one day I'll get out, but I heard that once you're in the family, there's no getting out.
- seed0
davi-t that was funny.
I checked out the housing prices in NJ before and the property taxes and prices were outrageous to me.
- F_180
if you move north, the nicer places are west of newark. south orange, livingston, chatham...anything newark and east is basically like living in an industrial park, with the exception of hoboken.
and for all the NJ haters here, i submit to you this: http://money.cnn.com/best/bplive…
2 out of the top 10 best places to live are in NJ. Monmouth county consistently ranks as one of the top ten most desirable places to live IN THE WORLD. and, holy shit! 3 of the top 10 LEAST POLLUTED places to live in the country are in NJ!
so suck it.
- JazX0
I blame the Dutch, they settled that area first!
:P
- F_180
also note: most affluent state in the nation. most millionaires per square mile.
- JazX0
actually, that's true, but most of them live right near NYC haha ;)
- F_180
yeah? point is they dont live in NYC, they live in NJ.
what do you know? 3 of the top 10 safest towns!
- tehgee0
um id just liek to note that my vagina is not stretched out... uh thanks..
ps dav-t oi could outdesign you with my eyes closed
- seed0
haha, cmon tehgee everyone know NJ is a herpes/crabs grab-bag.
- JazX0
hahahha lolz this thread is ace
- -sputnik-0
don't know jersey very well, but my sister lives in the basking ridge/morristown area and she says the cost of living there is pretty high...and higher than s. jersey.
don't know if there are lots of design jobs there, but if there are and they pay well, it might be worth the move.
- davi-t0
haha. teegee...has this became a who can design better thread, fucker! Before you put someone down, u may wanyt to know a few facts.
Uhh...I freelance for 16 companies. To name a few:
Big Spaceship.
BBDO.
MTV.
DDB.
Agency.com
BSSP.I work with people who post on the NTB too.
If I sucked so bad, these companies wouldn't work with me. Can u say that most of them are in the top, the biggest or the most rewarded ad agencies in the whole fucking world. The only reason you prolly haven't heard of me is because I'm a frickin freelancer who signs NDA's, keeps a low-profile and gets paid upwards towards $150 per hour and I even get paid $75 to do fucking banners. I'm the guy they hire to make shit cool. Can u say that teegee? Didn't think so.
Ohhhhh, look at ur fucking site. Love those awards.Awards I have won and contributed to:
Two One Show's.
Three Finalists and Bronzes in the Cannes Cyber Lions.
Published in the D&AD.
Published in Graphis.
ADC countless times.
Clio's.
Ya see. These are 'real' awards not fucking cheezy jerzee awards.Oh yeah, even my fucking coming soon page is better than ur site.
Know who ur talking to fucker before you open your mouth dick. fucking jersey!
- j_red0
you don't save money on cost of living here, unless you live in the ghe(y)tto - we pay about $2,000 a month for about 750sq feet.
It's more chill than the city, but you can make city wages, and you don't have to stare at jersey, you get to stare at the city!
everyone rips on jersey but it's rad and i like being here. that being said, i can't wait to move back out west where i don't have to pay to park or go on a road, and where people are nice.