I had this dream
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- ********
that I met bill gates, got to know him, then two years later when we were alone in a conference room i stabbed him to death with a mont blanc
- gramme0
ball point or old-fashioned well knib?
Well knib would do the trick faster, though ball point would probably hurt more.
- gfro0
fake
- ********0
to be honest, I'm not sure. but he sure screamed a lot
- gramme0
You mean to tell me he doesn't bleed battery acid??
- ********0
oh no, he sure bleeds all right. he also squeals like ned beatty in deliverance
- gramme0
pfffteehee
- _salisae_0
ghey
- ********0
only audibly of course
- gramme0
what?
- kingjulien0
Uberdesigner thank you for confirming once again why you are not only an ignoramus but a complete and utter buffoon. Between this and the John Denver thread we should be checking for leaks in your forehead.
- ********0
go write about it in your journal nancy
- c_valencia0
WTF, I thought Robin was dead?
- kingjulien0
I can't wait until you share with us your dream about Siegfried and Roy.
And Hector Valencia, you better get to sleep soon. The truck will be by at sunrise, and if you're tired some other guy will get your spot picking grapes, and well, then all you have is your slow pitch softball doubleheader to look forward to.
- ********0
actually I had a dream that it was you, not roy, who got chewed on by a tiger
- josimarX0
I woke up in the middle of the night of the 27th dec. to a little tranny radio playing through some headphones (which had been broken during the day and I thought the batteries were dead on)... I got up and put one of the earphones to my ear and all I heard was 'Three French Hens', then I put the earphone down and went back to sleep. I woke up in the morning wondering if it'd been some sort of message sent from god or tim westwood or some cunt... so I opens the Guardian over a cup of coffee to a cartoon - 'Three French Hens'... now I'm freaking out a bit. I looked at the horses pages to see if their were any race horses with that name or something vaguley linked to it but no. I'm still waiting for my next sign, I think I'm one of those CIA 'sleepers' and will probably assasinate someone very soon.
That's the most I've wrote in about 3 years on NT.