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- jox
Wish me luck.
- ********0
um.... i wouldn't suggest you do it.
masturbating with a cheese grader is not a good idea.
- mayo0
wear a condom and don't fall for the "my flock won't approve line." All of the other sheep would give their left chop to be in her place.
good luck swedeheart.
*cops a feel...for luck
- gruntt0
mayo took the joke that i was going to say and then through in a sheep reference making it pure gold.
- mayo0
you can still cop a feel, too, gruntt. don't be shy.
- jox0
there should be a "oh no SHE didn't" pic ^_^
thanks for the support!! *does swedish meatball dance*
- mayo0
urdy gurdy schnipp schnipp, babe! :D
- jox0
just for the record, there's no such thing (that I know of) refered to as the meatball dance, I just totally made that up. Incase any of you wanted to be taught.
- jox0
allaka alalak alak alaalka!
- gruntt0
mayo - my hand burns. is that normal?
by the way jox best of luck in what ever it is you're going for.
- mayo0
just for the record, there's no such thing (that I know of) refered to as the meatball dance, I just totally made that up. Incase any of you wanted to be taught.
jox
(Dec 19 05, 12:35)Thanks for that History of Dance, baryshnikov. :P
- mayo0
mayo - my hand burns. is that normal?
gruntt
(Dec 19 05, 12:36)DUDE! First rule of Fight Club is "Never cop a feel on jox bare-handed. NEVAR!"
- bradpitt0
mayo - my hand burns. is that normal?
gruntt
(Dec 19 05, 12:36)DUDE! First rule of Fight Club is "Never cop a feel on jox bare-handed. NEVAR!"
mayo
(Dec 19 05, 12:39)i thought that was a 9th rule?
"First Rule: Kick him in the nuts."
- jox0
listen BRAD, the rules are - THERE ARE NO RULES! *knocks over bradpitt's coffee cup*
next time i'll break the cup too, biotch!
- mayo0
next time i'll break the cup too, biotch!
jox
(Dec 19 05, 12:42)HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA...
that made me spit-laugh
- D_Dot0
You'll need this...
- gruntt0
have we established exactly what it is that jox is going for? (seriously)
- ********0
JOX, YOU CAN DO EEEEET... ALL, NIGHT, LONG!
- jox0
have we established exactly what it is that jox is going for? (seriously)
gruntt
(Dec 19 05, 12:53)I've been eyeing out this pretzel across the room by this other guy's feet. I'm pretty sure that he dropped it a few minutes ago, not realising it's right there under the table, but I don't want to make a big scene and get labeled "the guy who steals pretzels" right.. so I figured imma just gonna sneak up and distract him so he looks the other way while I pick it up. Ka-zing, nobody will ever know. So that's basically what I'm going for. The pretzel I mean. By his feet. Over there. OK?
- gruntt0
dont' get caught down on your knees trying get under his desk or you'll be known for something other than "the guy that steals preztels"
- -sputnik-0
go jox!
*pats butt