Christmas Wish Game
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- spongebob
Let's play a game where you make a wish and someone adds a condition and another wish. And on and on.
example:
A: I wish I had a 3-foot midget to fan me on those hot summer days.
B: That's fine, but you'd have to give birth to the midget first.
B: I wish I had a million bucks.
C: That's fine, but you'd have to shit it out a penny at a time.
C: I wish my girlfriend gets dirtier than my scrambler on weekends.
Etc.
Go ahead, who wants to make that first wish?
- blaw0
i wish spongebob's girlfriend would pay me a weekend visit.
- spongebob0
that's fine but you'll have to swallow her glass eye first.
i wish i would get a PSP for Christmas.
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
that's fine but you'll have to give oral pleasure to a whale first...
(wow... weak)...
i wish i would grow back some hair on my head for xmas...
- Ginja0
thats fine but you'll have to cut the hair from my balls.
i wish i could go out with my friend lorna.
- mayo0
that's fine, but only after the sex change and she becomes "Lorne."
- Ginja0
i could live with that.
- mayo0
i could live with that.
Ginja
(Dec 19 05, 10:33)And "he" asks you to paint him a picture using a sumi-brush. and by sumi-brush i mean y our penis.
- Ginja0
hmm....
but whats your wish mayo ?
- mayo0
my Christmas wish would bring the game down a little and if you were to make a smart ass remark about it I would get all upset and call you a putz and then hurtful words would be exchanged and some rather creative spamming would start that might lead to excessive binge drinking and then me going postal on a bunch of those inflatable christmas yard decorations that would finally culminate into a really cool episode of Law & Order SVU that i would watch while making dinner.
- mayo0
okay, i wish for that cute apron on Anthropologie.com that's sold out :(
- chossy0
yeah but you will have to do all the cooking if you want to wear it.
- mayo0
chossy,
A) i know you can do better than that. have another cup of coffee
B) I already do.
4) what's your wish