SneezeFart
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- dirtydrummer0
omg that's awkward.
i used to work w/a buddy who'd "crop dust" all over the office thinking nobody'd smell it, but we could.
-sputnik-
(Dec 14 05, 13:51)Crop dusting. There is a guy who does that here at my office.
- grayhood0
sneezing when your are driving is the worst, i always thing i am going to cause an accident b/c i can't keep my eyes open when i sneeze.
- -sputnik-0
i don't think anyone can, grayhood.
i've sneezed about 40 times this afternoon :(
- grayhood0
at least i am not alone. solidarity will see us through.
- tkmeister0
last night, i was watching this tv show in japan, they were asking how many guys have heard their wives fart. about 12% of them never heard them fart.
i thought it's an interesting stat.
- jakeyj0
if you keep your eyes open when you sneeze, they pop out
- fullerc0
I fart in my sleep...it always seems to happen when my GF is spooning me.
- e-pill0
i have a fear that one day i will get punched in the gut causing me to explode into a laugh/cough/fart which then reminds me of that song...
'when you're sliding into first and you think you did the worst...'
- spongebob0
I cough farted once... in a small room... with girls.
Damn that was embarrassing.
- dablammit0
I once sneezed/shat/thrown up simultaneously.
True story.
- spongebob0
green, brown and yellow.
nice.
- DragKng0
i love that song e-pill... once my daughter, my friends and I sang it with new variations for more than an hour... too funny
My favorite variation:
"When it's comin' out your bum, and it feels like molten chum..."I love when a thread makes me laugh this hard
- level2b0
Yes, I did it in a library in college by accident. I had my headphones on and wasn't sure if anyone heard. I looked up and saw everyone staring at me.
- codfather0
what about a SneezeFartBurp?
- ********0
what about a SneezeFartBurp?
codfather
(Dec 15 05, 06:37)That would bring about the end of the world. Don't try it.
- jakeyj0
i love this thread
- chossy0
I farted and burped pretty much at the same time recently and afterwards I felt hungry WTF?
- jakeyj0
I farted and burped pretty much at the same time recently and afterwards I felt hungry WTF?
chossy
(Dec 15 05, 06:47)you cleared out some space
- chossy0
ha hja yeah I crapped out some room.
- codfather0
What about a SneezeFartBurpPissCum?