I'm not proud of
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- Gucci
I wore bicycle shorts in my youth because it was the 'cool' thing to do. I didn't know any better. Forgive me...
what's yours
- todelete__20
stuffing a polish sausage down my bicycle shorts the other day.
- gruntt0
i had a mullet.
- harlequino0
Was drum major of high school marching band.
For 3 years.
- gruntt0
harlequino - i'm married to a band geek. as far as i can tell that's nothing to be ashamed of.
- radar0
apparently , I always had crusties in my nose on the school bus.
- Gucci0
kOna, unless you went for a jog with said sausage in place and then snared a bite... you are absolved.
- mattyd0
being unemployed.
- harlequino0
gruntt-
depends on the instrument.
each section has it's own distinctive personality.Players aside, marching band as a style is deeply shameful.
- gruntt0
gucci - kona wasn't specific. he stuffed a sausage down the BACK of his bicycle shorts.
- otapnam0
going thru God knows how many gigs of porn in the last 3 years
- Gucci0
ah. kind of like a tail?
i guess that's noble.
- mattyd0
ah. kind of like a tail?
i guess that's noble.
Gucci
(Dec 8 05, 13:09)im afraid not. you could only see the end of the sausage.
- todelete__20
serious kona: i almost died in a car accident while driving drunk. dec 16 1995.
not serious kona: admitting gruntt is right when he says that sausage was down the back of my pants. it was. :(
- nooner0
video of me proclaiming that jams would never go out of style at like age 13
- Rand0
soiling myself a few minutes ago
- flavorful0
Shooting that one kid in grade school for stepping on my Jordan's. In retrospect, I believe it was an honest mistake.
- radar0
I sharted once in college, oh and once in high school.
- Gucci0
i long for the days when soiling one's self in public is once again socially acceptable.
our forefathers did it with relative grace...
lets bring it back
- mg330
Oh man...here comes the laundry list:
5th Grade flat top hair cut inspired by Larren Mullen Jr.
Tie dyed peace sign shirts around the same time
Playing football in 8th grade with the only purpose being to be cool and fit in
wearing my goatee at my sister's funeral in 1995. It looked like hell and didn't look so hot with my hair dyed white
ANY period of time that I wore a woven leather belt
spending 5 semesters in college on math courses I could have finished in 2 semesters.
Asking for a Bon Jovi casette of Slippery When Wet for Christmas in 4th grade.
having bad handwriting
- harlequino0
Purchasing tix to a Poison, Slaughter, and Bullet Boys show in 1991