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- uncle_helv
Never take a drink of water* when you're being told a joke...
*or your beverage of choice.
- digilee0
why not?
come on, we need proof, (which should include pictures).
- _me_0
NT™ Kindergaten™ Rules
- skt0
I used to be able to make my sister fire milk out of her nose just by pulling a certain face at the breakfast table.
- paraselene0
have you lost that skill? shame.
- skt0
have you lost that skill? shame.
paraselene
(Dec 8 05, 05:24)I might not have, but we dodn't have breakfast at the same time anymore.
- uncle_helv0
Almost ruined my keyboard, it was fountain-esk, it was because of this joke...
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes "Sean, I've got you a job - starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish".
Sean furrows his brow and says
"Tennish? but I don’t even have a racket."
- Nairn0
lol that's awful.
My top tip: Never sneeze/cough with a lungful of hashish smoke.
- uncle_helv0
lol that's awful.
My top tip: Never sneeze/cough with a lungful of hashish smoke.
Nairn
(Dec 8 05, 06:10)Hahaha very true, er..em so I'm told!
- skt0
lol that's awful.
My top tip: Never sneeze/cough with a lungful of hashish smoke.
Nairn
(Dec 8 05, 06:10)Ha! Only lightweights cannae take a half gramme bucket without coughing.
- wristtattoo0
or rent dvd's from an online store, rip and return the RIPPED one like i did last weekend.
* comfort rocking in chair waiting for a knock at the door from the cops
- chrisRG0
Girls fart more than guys,, and lots of other wired interesting things...
- flavorful0
or rent dvd's from an online store, rip and return the RIPPED one like i did last weekend.
wristtattoo
(Dec 8 05, 06:15)Waaaaaah, waaaaaaaaaah.
- Nairn0
haha ha wristattoo
* sits back, trying to out-chong skt with a pure chronic blunt..
..disappears into nether universe situated somewhere near own arse.
- uncle_helv0
Animal from the muppets was allegedly based on Keith Moon!