hey carver
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- paraselene
i don't suppose you're a silver-haired gent working for a week or so in canary wharf?
- driftlab0
bly me, that'd be daft, eh?
- paraselene0
daft, indeed!
every time i go out for a fag there's this guy out there in a leather jacket who leers at me and jabbers on about the seminars he's giving and his net monthly income.
- KuzII0
there's millions of silver-haried "gents" working in canary wharf!
which one took your fancy?
*prepares to inform a certain invernesonian
- paraselene0
s'not me that's taken with him, kuz, honey, but t'other way round, i'm afraid.
- KuzII0
*feels his pain
:(
- Nairn0
It couldn't be carver then. From what I've heard - it's impossible to resist the allure of his £600 leather tinker jacket.
- pascii0
para, give it a try. maybe a nice weekend in the midlands, tweed & pipe?
- paraselene0
haha! midlands, tweed and pipe? i'm no madonna!
- pascii0
hehe, does the guy have a moustache?
- paraselene0
no. does carver have a moustache?
- Rand0
I am Carver
- ok_not_ok0
buy one of these for protection
- kelpie0
no no no silly - Carver is currently resident of a "temporary" Caravan Park in East Sussex, hanging about Internet Cafes in order to mug young students for glue money.
- pascii0
there's this chick who does the same here. buys tons of stuff in tiffanys. probably she just want's to get laid by our bodybuilding trainee (2)
- Sven_sk0
buy one of these for protection
momastore.org/webapp/w...
ok_not_ok
(Dec 6 05, 06:51)"Although this ring can be used as a defensive tactic, it is not meant to replace self-defense training."
LOL. wave your fist at them and then run away screaming like a little girl.
- soda0
Is Carver back?
Blimey I have missed loads.
Next someone will say that Kezza has returned too?