holiday limericks
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- paraselene
there once was a virgin called mary
who was put in the club by a fairy
she gave birth to a son
they said, 'look! he's the one!'
but she found the whole thing quite scary
- paraselene0
c'mon! help me out! i have to have a limerick for my office chrimbo tomorrow and i can't use mine because the boss is all catholic and stuff.
puh-leeeeez?
- kelpie0
I'm shit at them luv, sorry...
- rasko40
Theres an old man in a suit
sneaking down your chimneystack
fat drunken bastard, beard and big boots
in your kids room, empties his sack. the dirty cunt.Nicked your sherry and mince pies too, what a filthy cunt, but what can you do?
*hmm needs some work.
- paraselene0
i like it, rasko. can i use it?
- kelpie0
your pentameter's all fucked up mate...
- ross0
a christmas elf named davey,
cried out, "well im not a slavey",
when santa got word,
he drunkly slurred,
and prepared this poor bastards gravey.
- kelpie0
"gravey", I love it :D