How do they know!!
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- the-saint
How does my computer know when my deadline is....Everytime I have a deadline aproaching my mac decides, just on that day, to fucking Die on me.
There little vindictive bastards..
- waynepixel0
I command you to KILL the little Bastard.
- 5timuli0
Whisper into the power button, "I'm gonna throw you out the fucking window if you keep this shit up you little prick," maybe it'll get scared and spring back into action.
- kelpie0
give it a good humping, they always change their tune after a right good humping, it'll be cooking you breakfast for the next week...
- paraselene0
they can smell fear. and cancer.
- kelpie0
seriously mate, just give her one.
hang on, what are we talking about again?
- the-saint0
I just showed it a picture of a brand new G5 I've been flirting with and it's come crawling back to me.
It knows where it's breads buttered. Without me it's nothing.
- kelpie0
haha, remember sometimes they just need a wee slap - Sir Sean agrees and he's a knight of the realm...
- kelpie0
what do you mean I've taken that metaphor too far? dang-it...