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Aside from (questionable) design ability, what other elements must a designer need to be successful?
- 5timuli0
Huge knockers.
- rasko40
bullshitting sphincterlickers seem to do exceedingly well unfortunately.
- UndoUndo0
adaptability
Many Styles ™
- davi-t0
Creativity is all u really need.
- Aliyah0
a HUGE ego
- danthon0
lingo
- MrT0
Clients?
Then you don't have to fill you folio with competition entries and 'personal work'...
lol
- tkmeister0
being really, really good looking.
- davi-t0
that was hilarious...
- cruz_azul0
big feet
- Rand0
if I wasn't preternaturally handsome I'd be totally impoverished
- kelpie0
feel free to totaly timeline me if this is a non-boke post, but there is an equation which will tell you how to get to the top:
"This equation should be taught in all maths classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you! .
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!"
thanks for anyone who managed to get this far down this post, you're cool.
- cruz_azul0
im so cool
- MrDinky0
design + ablilty to market your self
there are alot of good designers but they are not able to market themselves.