ppl u wanna stalk
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- ********
- ********0
pretty
- tkmeister0
u guys...
- jevad0
settle down
- exador10
i'm currently stalking version3
*look outside the window dude....see me waving?
*realizes i've just given myself away, runs and jumps behind some bushes....
- ********0
lesson 1.
user tactics and method that are readly available to gernal public
- version30
*buys hat, moustache, and trench coat
*takes off pants
- exador10
i'm planning on stalking many of you in the coming days and weeks, as time permits..
i've got jevad scheduled for next tuesday afternoon, depending on the weather.
after that, we've got son, JazX, Mrdobolina and Piperboyif you could all remain visible, and in public places for the next few days, it will make things easier.
we here at 'youstalkem' take stalking very seriously and try to deliver a superior stalking experience to all our clients.
window peeping and rummaging through your trash are all a part of our standard features.for extras like strange phonecalls and stealing your underwear please consult your customer representative ...whom you can most likely find just outside your house, hiding behind a bush
;)
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- jevad0
hahahah
- jox0
I've been eyeing out exador's wife now for the past 4 months, but i've kept my distance and acted smoov so she suspects nothing.
- bradpitt0
Stalking dinky with no luck at all.
- ********0
why am i not on the list
man i never get invited to these things
- chossy0
Girls want to stalk me but they fear that if they do actually touch me they might just explode with excitement, however the opposite is the case.
- exador10
please MrDinky...
as one of our top specialists, you were not on the list, precisely because you will be doing the stalking.
we have you scheduled for early saturday, stalking son.
please keep a notebook handy and write down anything he says, as he often says some pretty wacky shit.
he selected the 'gold' package, so after you've watched him for a while, please sneak into his house or apt., and roll around on his bed for a bit.if the saturday schedule is no good for you, we can have you come in friday for a 'jevad-jox' swingshift
please call dispatch
:)
- ********0
is the opposite that you explode, or that they don't explode?
- chossy0
I explode :(
hey rand did you do the ibm logo.... if so I will dedicate a whole chapter to you in my memoirs.
- ********0
I just added the lines, to make the letters hold together better
- ********0
jteore
- chossy0
MOTHER FUCKER!!!
*cough
well done man thats pretty rad!! can you tell I'm easily excited.