car jacking 101
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- gabe
just got this in the mail. not sure if there's any truth to it or not, but it's a great idea... i should've been a car jacker! is it too late to change professions?
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You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. Then you lock all your doors, start the engine and shift into REVERSE, and you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space and you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window.
So, you shift into PARK, unlock your doors and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car-jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off! Your engine was running, (ladies would have their purse in the car) and they practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.
BE AWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.
Just drive away and remove the paper that is stuck to your window later, and be thankful that you read this email. I hope you will forward this to friends and family...especially to women! A purse contains all of your identification, and you certainly do NOT want someone getting your home address. They already HAVE your keys!
Lieutenant Tony Bartolome
Bureau of Investigations
Florida Highway Patrol
P.O. Box 593527
Orlando, FL 32859
407) 858-3233
- Jaline0
omg, you haven't read the Anarchist's Cookbook yet?
I read that in the 90's.
- F_180
nice. gotta try that one.
- blaw0
today's hidden value:
sloth fosters safety.
- peteski0
think I'd see it before I got in, interesting tho.
- gabe0
- rasko40
I always carry guns and knives, I am literally itching to kill somebody.
trouble is I don't drive, so the likelihood of getting carjacked is pretty minimal, and its unlikely that somebody would jack the bus. Maybe I will just kill somebody at random, they probably have thought about crime at some point, and like grandma says, its the thought that counts.
- spendogg0
Jaline read that in the 90's oohh so young.
- Jaline0
Jaline read that in the 90's oohh so young.
spendogg
(Nov 28 05, 16:30)lol, shuddup!
- rasko40
Jaline™ - doing cool things first since 1989
- Jaline0
well, the closer to my actual year of birth, the better
- rasp0
maybe the flier would read
"rasko, that powerbook sleeve from the apple site was shite"
then you dlose the car, but gain some knowledge.
and also save at least 20 quid
- peteski0
"Jaline. knows stuff."
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