kOna
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- chossy0
If kOna owned a restraunt I'd move to America and eat in it every week :E
- JazX0
I've been there and let me tell you something. The bathroom is full of dead hobos and hammers.
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- todelete__20
i do. actually it's not a restaurant. the sign maker fucked up the sign.
it's supposed to read "kona's grill" and it's just pictures of me half naked everywhere. you can buy them for $3.99 with tax.
- JazX0
Naked kOna's?
:O
*flies out door with American Express card
- cosmo0
They also serve steaks, i guess they didn't tell you about that.
- JazX0
The steaks come raw and they are for the black eye's he deals out.
- todelete__20
actually i lie. it is a restaurant.
we top each plate of food with one of my pubic hairs.
people love it. i'm running out of pubes though.
shhh.... lately i've resorted to using horse hair.
- JazX0
I once went to this place with bradpitt and he told me he hated me and that he wouldn't piss on my guts if they were on fire!
what a guy
- todelete__20
The steaks come raw and they are for the black eye's he deals out.
JazX
(Nov 28 05, 08:52)jazx knows what's up.
one free black eye with every purchase of a black eye.
- -sputnik-0
i imagine a kOna restaurant to serve nothing but hot dogs made of hobo meat.
mmmm...hobodogs...
- JazX0
one free black eye with every purchase of a black eye.
kOna
(Nov 28 05, 08:56)OMG!! That's America for you.
Gotta' love it, a big fat one!
- Rand0
girls fighting in cages
- JazX0
A naked Nicholas Cage fighting with monkeys on Tuesday Nights at midnight.