Office idiot
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- jox
There's this one person here who keeps sending out chain letters and incredibly boring jokes. Not one, not 5 but probably 10 or so daily. Just 2 minutes ago I got an "email snowball" that I had to send out to 20 others within the hour, or else. Getting fed up with this but don't want to be labeled the new guy who barks.
Dear NTers, I need your help.
- UndoUndo0
submit his email address to an adult site?
- ********0
Take him out to the car park. Cover him in petrol and throw a match at him.
- ********0
A lit one.
- jox0
It's a she!
- kelpie0
don't do that jox, that would be murder, a crime punishable by removal of yacht berthing privileges in the principality...
- Nairn0
lol skt.
when he's not at his machine, see if you can change the contact entry for your address to your bosses. Or just nip over and forward the usual 20 or so (and your boss) some hardcore midget porn.
- spongebob0
-joxify that spam and email it back to him.
-pretend to be a wholesome, beautiful lady from out of town on an external email. who happens to hate lame jokes and chain mail.
-hire MrDinky to offer him a week of hot Asian gay activities in exchange for email silence.
- jox0
i am the boss!
- spongebob0
it's a she?!?!
hmm.... we'd need to rethink the strategy. give a moment.
- honest0
Dear NTers, I need your help.
jox
(Nov 28 05, 05:20)
shoot to kill Jox, take no prisoners
- spongebob0
and wait... is she hot?
- honest0
and wait... is she hot?
spongebob
(Nov 28 05, 05:28)she chain emails, nuff said
- ********0
Reply-all with a link to an Internet Hoax Email site, pointing out that all the crap she sends is urban myth and scaremongering and that there should be a new company policy about it.
- ********0
Like:
http://www.symantec.com/avcenter…How many of those has she sent you?
- Nairn0
Jesus, if you're the boss, just tell her to fucking stop it! Frankly, she's wasting your time and money.
- jox0
She's actually one of the best at what she does and always work 50+ hour weeks (and gets paid for it) so I don't feel like bringing up waste of time but it's getting tiresome. I just edited myself out of the email list, hope it helps.
- spongebob0
reply to her in this fashion...
- rson0
send em a bot http://www.smalleranimals.com/sn…
- kelpie0
ask her nice to not include you in the e-mails, or take the piss out of her in a friendly way - it's not a huge big deal jox, no need to turn it into teh drama mate, jeesus :)
- Jaline0
What a predicament. She's a hard workers, but sends stupid spammies. Hopefully you taking your name off the list will help. Otherwise, you have to send her email to spammy places.