Freak Mom Out.
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- mg33
Any of you have some great lies or tricks you pull on your moms that give em a bit of a shock?
I was just talking to mine on the phone, told her I made a dentist appointment. No big deal, but then I said, "Yah, I really need to go, one of my teeth is loose."
And she just goes "What? You can't be serious."
A 27 year old with a loose tooth!
- seed0
My mom is like a hippy and my dad is a maniac so nothing freaks them out. I can freak my grandma out with almost anything though.
- gruntt0
be nice to your moms.
- nooner0
my mom is in constant state of freak out, so i really don't try and make it worse. kinda sucks really. dad is cool as ice.
- tkmeister0
"mom, i am getting married!"
- todelete__20
mom. i got a girl pregnant. she's 13. and retarded.
- jox0
I've freaked out all of your mothers several times.
- grayhood0
i just told my mom i don't believe in the catholic church any more, except i was not lying, i am awaiting an email responce...
- todelete__20
oh good lord grayhood.
er... i mean good god grayho... nope. that won't work either.
HOLY CRAP GRAYHOOD!
yup. that should do it.
- gruntt0
i just told my mom i don't believe in the catholic church any more, except i was not lying, i am awaiting an email responce...
grayhood
(Nov 22 05, 13:33)might be awhile on that response. she's out right now returning your christmas presents.
but on a serious note, good luck with that.
- grayhood0
it all started when she asked what church i was thinking of getting married in, now it has snowballed into a serious metaphysical debate.
- brooke0
Everything seems to freak my parents out these days. Why can't they accept that I feel differently about things? What's the harm in a little open-mindedness...
- grayhood0
word.
- tkmeister0
my mom is so used to me doing some non sense. i think nothing can really surprise them anymore.
- mg330
My mom bugs me about going to church fairly often, luckily from 1,000 miles away in Texas. :D
I usually just tell her that I find my religion with the help of Mr. Beam. Yah, Mr. Jim Beam.
- todelete__20
wow. well good luck with that grayhood! hope all turns out well.
- seed0
grayhood, not to turn this into a religious discussion but are you telling her your disbelief is with the catholic church or theism in general?
- madirish0
somebody cue mrdobolina...
- grayhood0
seed,
mostly with the catholic church...
though i am no big fan of organized religion on the whole. I like spiritual debate, the pursuit of trying to figure things out and once you come out people with dogma and doctrine i find it... limiting.
but he that's just me. I have nothing against everyone else doin' their thing.
- DragKng0
brooke... now tell them you are gonna be a drag king... that should do it.
"My daughter in a mustache! My lord!"
... I can't complain, my parents are cool. Hardly anything freaks em out.
- seed0
My dad says and does stuff that freaks me out.