Chuck Norris
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- spendogg0
It wasn't a hurricane that hit New Orelans - Chuck Norris farted in his double crotch jeans.
- alkanenine0
my sides hurt so much.
- CALLES0
Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops
FALLUJA, Iraq (Reuters) - Hollywood action star Chuck Norris, known for his martial arts prowess and tough-guy image, has become a cult figure among the U.S. military in Iraq and an unlikely hero for some in Iraq's security forces.
- trooper0
...is so hard he makes onions cry lol
- dbloc0
tired.
- dtan0
shit's too funny. how did chuck norris get such status is what i'm wondering. nonetheless, it's a great laugh.
- Ruffian0
Happy birthday, Chuck! Please, don't kill any babies, at least, today!
- IndustryHitman0
son of chuck norris!
- mrdobolina0
you guys probably laugh your ass off at OJ simpson jokes still too, right?
- harlequino0
The Chuck Norris meme totally died and became sad with his supporting that evange-loon Huckabee.
- dtan0
whatever. if it still makes you laugh, it's still funny to at least yourself. get off your "mightier than thou" pedestal
- IndustryHitman0
What you say about the Juice???
- brains0
Chuck Norris does not beat the shit out of people. He merely coaxes it out, because shit is an innocent bystander.
- brains0
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
