hang out with me...
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- kelpie0
i am a renaissance woman.
paraselene
(Nov 11 05, 06:25)you have boils and a low life expectancy?
- paraselene0
i am a renaissance woman.
paraselene
(Nov 11 05, 06:25)you have boils and a low life expectancy?
kelpie
(Nov 11 05, 06:27)and petticoats.
- kelpie0
can I have your number?
- kelpie0
no? :(
hard to find a good pock marked chick these days :'(
- paraselene0
i can introduce you to some girlfriends of mine...
- ********0
look out yer window kelpie, there's an entire city full o' them ;)
- paraselene0
haha.
last night my friend harry told me that when she was little her dad told her that you can't smell farts on an airplane.
- kelpie0
can you? damn
- ********0
true dat, but the old lady sat beside you still stinks of piss.
- paraselene0
that's not true. you can totally smell a fart on an airplane.
but that's not what's interesting. what's interesting is that a septic has invented the best new piece of mockney slang eva!!!
where's soda?
soda! come praise me!
- chossy0
What you got to bitc....oh batch I get it, these high falootin computers termsinologies is maikings me crazy already.
- chossy0
This is gay man everytime I post in a thread it pure dies man, youse all want to hurt me don't you :(
'Do you really want to hurt me? do you really want to make me cry'
- ********0
Hang out with your snatch?
- chossy0
hang your snatch out to dry!!
sorry burds ;) I'm rad.
- ********0
I don't know what has happened in the last couple of days but all I can see on NT is shite patter from you bottlerocket.
And where's my fucking pint????
- chossy0
coming right up matey
*slides a big assed pint of hoegarden to the mighty skt :D
- ********0
hang your snatch out to dry!!
sorry burds ;) I'm rad.
chossy
(Nov 11 05, 08:23)What's the time?
Half past nine.
Hang your snatch out on the line.
When it's dry, take it in.
Put it in a biscuit tin.
- chossy0
yay a ryhme with nothing wrong with it, her fuds in the biscuit tin he he.
- kelpie0
alright Choss - never fear Kelpies, er... there?
- davi-t0
I would hang out with you, its just that my ass is glued to this damn chair. When I get up it pulls the hair and aggravates my hemmoroids.
its friday. smoke up.