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- GreedoLives0
say hello to my little friend
- Jaline0
It's not just guys. Trust me.
- Ramanisky20
Big Lebowski = Most quotable movie ever
Dumb & Dumber = relegated to second place
kbags
(Nov 1 05, 10:45)What about Office Space
r u kidding me the whole movie is one big quote
- version30
"Have you seen my stapler?"
- Ramanisky20
Tom Smykowski:
It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.Michael Bolton:
That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.Samir:
Yes, this is horrible, this idea.
- version30
"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
- Ramanisky20
Bob Slydell:
You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?Peter Gibbons:
Yeah.Bob Slydell:
Great.Peter Gibbons:
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.Bob Porter:
Da-uh? Space out?Peter Gibbons:
Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
- Ramanisky20
Bob Slydell:
So what is it exactly that YOU DO around here???Tom Smykowski:
Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
- version30
You know what, I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.
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- Ramanisky20
sweet ;)
