Beard owners...
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- MX_OnD0
no MX thats disgusting
chossy
(Nov 1 05, 02:25)Agreed 100'000%
But try telling that to the offender.
*rubs side of head in memory of that slap
- skt0
unsound ones.
- kelpie0
unsound ones.
skt
(Nov 1 05, 02:35)they're more fun, though more likely to end up with a sore head and a rudimentary breakfast at the local nick
- skt0
they're more fun, though more likely to end up with a sore head and a rudimentary breakfast at the local nick
kelpie
(Nov 1 05, 02:38)That's a myth by the way. The polis have not once given me breakfast.
- Nairn0
Nothing, chossy.
I have nothing.
That beard polocy was merely bravado... I'd shave it off in a second if I thought it might bring me true love.
Looking deeper, I can see how the beard is like a blanket, swaddling my battered emotional core - casting off the eyes of adoring young beauties, denying and defying my ManSpirit. Leaving me in the safe, sweaty embrace of my own Self-Love.
*cough.
- chossy0
I know nairn I know only too well, it's the causes championed the good spirit and human kindness that the women never see all they see is my outward appearance if only for a second I could be beautiful,
*throws cape over face as I run toward my hideout, DON't LOOK AT ME :'(
*a distant thunderous heart felt strain is heard as I weep into the moonlit night.
- kelpie0
they're more fun, though more likely to end up with a sore head and a rudimentary breakfast at the local nick
kelpie
(Nov 1 05, 02:38)That's a myth by the way. The polis have not once given me breakfast.
skt
(Nov 1 05, 02:39)really? I refused to eat mine :/
- Nairn0
Police Tea is SHIT - they use fucking Tetley, for crissakes - no wonder they're all pissed-off demi-nazis.