this is hilarious
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- ********0
i like big butts and i can not lie?
- denvergreenbud0
I used to work with a guy who's last name was willis. He was a long winded marketing guy that would ramble on using internt buzz words one after another. At the end of any thing he said there was a prgnant pause where people would be confused about his 'marketing' message.
I would always respond with an arnold-esque: "whatchu talkin' bout willis". He would turn bright red and get really pissed. A week later he asked me to stop but it was too late as it had gone company wide...
Great office fun.
- piperboytoy0
that carver sounds like a dork. Actually the people that works at his company sounds like total losers too! Making fun of people's name is moronic!
Instead of golfing you should take some sensitivity classes you lunkhead!
I hope that noyes guy sue your company for harrassement!
- ********0
Sheesh, I bet you're american right?
- ********0
What a total set of fannies. Carver isn't real. He is a piss take. Honest to fuck, are you all that hard of understanding?
- ********0
that's what I've been trying to say
nobody listens
- emokid0
when rand talks, i listen
- ********0
carver is my kind of troll
- ********0
if only non trolls could be so droll
- ********0
That is pretty hilarious carver.
I would also give him an undie grundy and make fun of his zits.
Fuckin new guy. Who the fuck do they think they are getting hired at our companies. Fuckers.
Right!
Hey carver, can you put a thumbtack on his chair for me?
Thanks!
- ********0
If I ever manage to sing without the sound of cattargh and tunelessness or learn to play an instrument other than my own I shall form a band and call it:
Mickey Carver and the Outraged Sheep.
- ********0
Daft eh you piss take daft! Daft piss take daft daft. NO YES NO YES DAFT!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- gruntt0
What a total set of fannies. Carver isn't real. He is a piss take. Honest to fuck, are you all that hard of understanding?
skt
(Oct 31 05, 10:06)it's as if you (skt), rand and i are the only one to have read carver's posts... amnesia folks?
- ********0
Kenneth Noyes is/was one of the criminal underground's most dangerous gangsta types.
I really would check that hes not related, cause you really would be in trouble..
English people: remember the guy who got beaten to death in a road rage incident a few years ago ?..that was Noyes..you dont fuck with these people..
- ********0
Oh now I get it skt. He's taking the piss! Oh ok. So as long as you all think I'm taking a piss on you then I'll be funny too!
hahaha. I love taking the piss on daft skt's head!
- gruntt0
do a search for carver's posts and you'll notice a pattern... that smells of piss. daft piss that is.
- ********0
Oh now I get it skt. He's taking the piss! Oh ok. So as long as you all think I'm taking a piss on you then I'll be funny too!
hahaha. I love taking the piss on daft skt's head!
garettwest
(Oct 31 05, 11:28)Aye, but carver is quite an amusing figment of someones imagination garett. You on the other hand are just a fud.
- ********0
I too am a figment of someones imagination you daft piss take head daft. So don't take the piss on my parade you daft take out and trap!
- ********0
Speaking of piss. Nice piss colored website.
- nicko0
Aye, but carver is quite an amusing figment of someones imagination garett. You on the other hand are just a fud.
skt
(Oct 31 05, 11:55)lol