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- pascii
A pirate walks into a bar, and the barkeep says "Excuse me, cap'n, but did you know that you've got your ship's wheel stuck in your pantaloons?"
"Aye," says the pirate, "that thing be drivin' me nuts! Aaargh!"
- kelpie0
aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Baskerville0
Q: why are pirates called pirates?
A: because they aaaarrrrrrhh
- pascii0
Avast ye scurvy dogs!
- craic_whore0
A blue smartie walks into a bar!
The place falls silent, there are quiet muttering of 'oh fuck it's him' and 'shhhh or he'll kick our heads in'.
'I'll have a pint barman, and make it quick or I'll kick yer cunt in' say's the blue smartie. 'hurry up, I'm the hardest sweet in the town!!!! grrrrrrrr!!'
The blue smartie stand at the bar, the whole pub in terrified silence, he growls every so often 'grrrrrrr' which stimulates only whimpers from the other clientele.
The door to the pub opens light streams in and two voices can be heard entering the building. The blue smartie say's nothing and just stairs into his pint the fury plain to see in his eyes, he does not turn round until the voices are at the bar, 'two pints barman' one of them say's.
The Blue smartie looks round the fury in his eyes disappears and the colour drains from his face when he sees who it is ordering — it's a Locket and a Cherry Tune. He runs in panic to the gents where he locks himself in a cubicle.
The barman, intrigued by the smarties reaction, went to the gents knocked on the cubicle door and asked 'what's the matter with you I thought you were the hardest sweet in the town'
‘Aye but that’s Cherry Tune and the Locket!!!’
‘Yea so??!?!’
'Well they’re both fucking MENTHOL!!!!'
Sorry.
- -sputnik-0
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Q: why are pirates called pirates?A: because they aaaarrrrrrhh
Baskerville
(Oct 26 05, 05:46)----
along the same linesQ: why are pirates jokes funny?
A: because they aaaarrrrrrhh
hehe
