Renewable Energy - Urine?
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- vespa
so with all the talk at the moment about how to replace the output from the UK's ailing nuclear power stations, lunchtime conversation turned to discussing the possibilities of Urine Powered Generators.
APPARENTLY the technology already exists to convert the ammonium from urine into energy, but as a portable option what if the device had a little mill to harness the power of a vertical piss - combined with said ammonium conversion it would only be a matter of time before we could see piss powered mobile phone conversations as the ultimate expression of technological environmentalism!
colostomy bag, mobile phone charger and body warmer in one handy fanny pack, no?
- Nairn0
One word.
Spillage.
Or, Seepage, maybe?
- Nairn0
more seriously..
- MX_OnD0
I'm still going for the fatteries idea.
There's a damn near endless supply of human fat just waiting to be converted into electricity and heat.
- chossy0
Just lay off the electricity and things will last far far longer.
If the Scottish executive got all the wind farms built that they wanted do you know how much it would reduce carbon emissions from Scotland by per year....... less than one percent we truly need to look at a way of providing energy safely for this and future generations. Do what you can now.
- MX_OnD0
don't get me wrong, pissing is fun for all the family as far as I'm concerned, but I've calculated that the drop required to turn even the most modest of turbines would require your ammonia resevoir to be worn at ankle height... what ever hosiery was chosen to accompany the "hosery" it would result in fat ankles, which quite frankly are rank.
- vespa0
but there really IS an endless supply of urine! going to waste!
i mean the fatteries idea is all well and good but then what if you don't have access to a fat person? hmm? we might be in danger of creating a 2 tier class system pitting those with access to excess against the sans-lard citizen!
no, no. urine is the way forward.
- MX_OnD0
Do what you can now.
chossy
(Oct 25 05, 05:40)Aye, hand over your fatties, the trucks will be coming round on Tuesday next week, just be sure to have your neighbourhood fridge emptiers on the pavement before nine.
thank you for your compliance.
- chossy0
how would the ladies, attachment work?. I'm not sure a girlie could create a highly directional blast without it affecting her modesty somewhat.
- MX_OnD0
well judging by the fact that Jamie Oliver didn't get enough money there will be an absolutely gargantuan surplus in fatties for the next good few generations.
And you wouldn't need to deal with a sweaty fatty at home either, nosiree, there would be huge factory like fatteryplants, underground with carbon filters so as to keep the stench down.
And if they piss themselves by all means use that too
- paraselene0
this man has his Piss PowerPack: have you got yours?
www.plu.edu/~roachsh/p... [jpg]
vespa
(Oct 25 05, 05:49)is the mutant gopher girl sold seperately?
- chossy0
she's going to pop it like a crisp packet naughty cow.
- MX_OnD0
this man has his Piss PowerPack: have you got yours?
www.plu.edu/~roachsh/p... [jpg]
vespa
(Oct 25 05, 05:49)OMFG!!
You've used Dancer as your guinea pig you evil wench!
- chossy0
ha ha ha ha,
*Dancer doesn't look like that atall he actually looks like Eric Roberts.