Alpha Male
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- kelpie0
I eat puppies and drink the blood of kittens (?)
- kelpie0
cool, no-body has the nuts to challenge a puppy eater.
I rule.
- ********0
real men don't eat puppies. they eat oats.
- pascii0
or lard on dry bread
- ********0
even though it's frowned upon, it would take a real man to have sex with a horse or cow
- kelpie0
don't try and trap me uberdesigner, I'm wise to your little games...
- ********0
I'm just saying. if someone here has had sex with a large farm animal then they probably are the manliest sonnafabitch in town.
- mr_snuggles0
agreed
- Jaline0
I eat puppies and drink the blood of kittens (?)
kelpie
(Jan 12 06, 01:11)that's called a desperate vampire
- kelpie0
I like the taste. don't judge me...
- Jaline0
So you are a vampire?
- ********0
I'm a wolf in dragon's clothings!
- kelpie0
So you are a vampire?
Jaline
(Jan 12 06, 07:02)only if your into that sort of thing (?) I'm easy
- Jaline0
haha
*gets kelpie's phone #
- kelpie0
no need baby, just whistle at a full moon and I'll be there ;)
- a_brigade0
Alpha Male Triple Nine Zulu WHAAAT!
- KuzIII0
haha Jaline, you're cute. Are you Sri Lankan by any chance?
I get this weird internet aura that you are
*puts hands over Jaline's body to feel her aura
- kelpie0
*bites Kuz
- Jaline0
I am! My parents named me after the city of Jaffna (translated).
- Jaline0
My parents studied in England and Africa, and then moved to Canada. I was born in Toronto, and now live in Ottawa.
the end :)