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Prev, Next Respond What is the difference between a tomato and a dead baby?
Im not masterbating when I eat a tomato.
Look, I told you it was nasty.
mrdobolina
(Oct 19 05, 12:22)dead person racist
lolz
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An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.
He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
- mrdobolina0
I didnt write the joke...
you must admit, it is nasty.
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I like it, you know it's just a joke
- mrdobolina0
no, it isnt a joke, I advocate eating babies.
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jazx. you're polish, right?
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Polish and proud....
;)
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How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment.
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A minister was feeling bored one Sunday and decided to take the day off from church. He told the assistant minister he wasn't feeling well and drove off. He stopped at a golf course about forty miles away (so that no one would know him.)
Up in Heaven, the angels were talking. One said to Jesus, "Are you going to let him get away with that?" Jesus said, "No, I won't." The minister teed off on the first hole and suddenly, the wind picked up, blowing the ball right in the hole for a 420 yard hole-in-one.
The angel looked at Jesus and said, "Why did you do that?" Jesus smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"
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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
For $5000 you can attend an introductory light-bulb changing seminar.
There you will learn that you have been changing light bulbs the
wrong way. Future, pricier seminars will teach you the right way.
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For a certain someone here.
How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
"You can't prove that the bulb needs to be changed, that's just your personal subjective belief."
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What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
That's a blow !
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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb?
What lightbulb?
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How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
- fadeproof0
Kona that was a pretty good one with the golf lol
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How many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!
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How many kids with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes?
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How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They'd rather curse the darkness.
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Logical Deist: If I flip this coin I say it will land heads up because I am an optimist.
Taoist: The two sides of the coin are actually one.
Buddhist: Karmicly, you will be able to flip the coin many times.
Christian: It depends on whether or not the coin has accepted Jesus.
Moslem: If it a good coin, it will land among 43 uncirculated coins of the opposite side.
Athiest: Just flip the damn coin and find out.
Matrix: There is no coin.
Dr. Phil: But the coin has to really want to flip.
Mental monist: Everything is mental, I can choose the outcome.
Troll: Anyone who believes in the coin is a lying m***** f*****!!!
Tacoist: You've got a coin? Let's go buy some tacos!