smurfs bombed
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- fadeproof0
dopepope aaaahhhhhggggg!!!
- todelete__20
did anyone else laugh wehn the shot of the baby smurf crying was shown?
so fucking cliche'
- dopepope0
maybe if we drop anvils instead of bombs...
- bk_shankz0
I never realized how bad war really was until I saw the poor Smurfs suffering. Tis a tragedy.
- dopepope0
have they found Gargamel in a hole somewhere yet?
I remember hearing Papa smurf say some 'dead or alive' shit...
- bk_shankz0
smoke gargamel out! but I think gargamel had ties with the snorks. They should get the snorks too.
- t_rock0
hey if it weren't for the smurfs you'd all be speaking Gargamalese
- TheTick0
This calls for a Global War on Gargamel, or the GWOG. But first, we must hunt down and kill Tom and Jerry, who apparently have sold uranium to Gargamel according to very reputable sources inside of Toon Town...
- Jaline0
shit, now i want to murder whoever is in charge of that air strike...
poor smurfies
- dopepope0
I've read conflicting rumors Tick. Seems COBRA may have a hand in this.
- TheTick0
COBRA? No way! This has Skelletor written all over it...I was out drinkin' with Man-At-Arms last night and he told me so...he's let himself go to, sad, very sad...
- dopepope0
well, he used to wear that weird ass full body armor suit with face mask everywhere he went. He was always a bit strange.
- TheTick0
The Ninja turtles were there too...they were acting all shifty though...I think they were in on it..the Smurf thing I mean...I mean somone had to be on the inside of the Smurf village to direct the bombs with laser targetting systems, the accuracy was just to great..and i mean the sewers would be ideal....just part of the larger GWOG
- c_valencia0
You know you're Mexican when you have a homegirl who they call "La Smurf."
- dopepope0
I'm not following...
- TheTick0
And you know you're German when you got a homegirl called Frau Smurf...what's the point?
- CALLES0
New ‘Smurfs’ Movie Will Be Live Action. Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid.