this woman
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- rockonski
this girl i know, won't leave me alone. and she's gonna wreck my happy home with her man's temptation.
how do i shake her?
- todelete__20
how do i shake her?
rockonski
(Oct 11 05, 08:57)violently until her neck snaps
- TheTick0
You just gotta kill her.
Or you know, be a freakin' man, do our gender proud, and keep your bits in your pants. Last thing we need is another dumb-sh*t man out there making things worse for the rest of us.
- e-pill0
deep kiss another guy in front of her!!!!
:)
- TheTick0
By the way, is this like a Robert Johnson song? If not, I'm stealing the post for a new song...
- rockonski0
it's actually riffing off an isaac hayes track... but it's my life too.
- wendell0
teehhee i see this is doing at you and now it is so-oo like you are so-oo hot for her.i think about now you are like rob low noe! (80s star )
a sequel of sex or more is what is warming you over!!!!! where 1 time ihad the same one in the appartment over me. i was swinging blueblack before doing that!!!!! TAKE OUT and trap. no i see your in like the way of slaves!!! teehee.
- dibec0
"i think i am a homosexual" & "thank you for your time"
- honest0
bunny boiler alert!
- cosmo0
smack her on the face with a used dildo.
- visualplane0
what e-pill said
- wendell0
yes hehe. OR FRATE HER!!! ( ΓΈ)
- spongebob0
I'm in the same fate somewhat...
She's rather "forthcoming" with her hints and all... it's scaring me.
- todelete__20
give me her address and i'll handle this.
*sharpens dildo
- TheTick0
Or, just sleep with her already, and then ignore her phone calls until she starts stalking you and your current girlfriend, threatens to alternately either kill herself in front of you, become an amatuer porn star specializing in gangbangs, or reveal all your "dirty secrets" to your current girlfriend/wife and or mother.
At least that's what I did...she went away eventually..I think she actually started doing the gangbang thing...
- visualplane0
so who is it? Jaline or Anzelina?
- cosmo0
give me her address and i'll handle this.
*sharpens dildo
kOna
(Oct 11 05, 09:08)hahaha...why u sharpening it for?
- todelete__20
i'm going to stab her with it cosmo. i call it sexurder. half sex, half murder.
patent pending.
- TheTick0
i'm going to stab her with it cosmo. i call it sexurder. half sex, half murder.
patent pending.
kOna
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Congratulations! The FBI now has a profile on you. They're watching the intercyberwebnets for stuff just like that...
- rockonski0
"i think i am a homosexual" & "thank you for your time"
dibec
(Oct 11 05, 09:03)this an d e-pill's suggestion is flawed cause i have a girl yeah? anyway this woman will say "cool, let's just be friends".
do i have to be really mean and nasty for her to leave me alone? i think i do, and i don't wanna do that... karma and shit.
- cosmo0
kOna, u got to have a superhero name if you are going to be doing stuff like that.