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- ********0
I'm still trying to picture Vespa on a bike with six inch heels balancing a large canvas...
honest
(Oct 11 05, 06:17)That's the road to hell right there young man.
Stop it.
- kelpie0
was his name Jumbo? or bawheid?
- ********0
He wasn't either of you kelpie.
- chossy0
You may be what you wish to be Kelpie, thats mental skt ! ha ha.
We will be a soft rock band by the way. I imagine it will be mainly huge assed face melting power ballads that will be thrown from our band and this I feel will tear the clothes off of any hot chicks that are watching us whip up a storm, plus mid concert we all cross our axes.
- soda0
plus mid concert we all cross our axes.
chossy
(Oct 11 05, 06:29)LET'S ROCK!!!!!!!!!!
- paraselene0
six inchers! bloody hell, woman. that must've been a right trick. i can barely go up and down stairs in four.
will you give me lessons? and how to do that walking with a dictionary on your head, too? do you know that one? also, please, some pointers regarding cutlery might help.
- soda0
hey i just cycled back from shepherd's bush market with 6 inch heels on whilst balancing 14 metres of canvas on me bike to screenprint a backdrop for tuesday's gig! ppl from work passed me on the bus and pointed and laughed, waaah!
vespa
(Oct 11 05, 06:12)six inch heels?
on a bike?
just tell me you were wearing fish nets and speaking in a french accent...
- vespa0
hmm maybe i was exaggerating and they are only four. but the thing is, on a bike it doesn't matter cos you're using your toes innit!
regarding cutlery, always push your peas onto your fork one by one so as to minimise any pleasure you may get from actually eating them. also: whilst holding the fat end of your disposable chopsticks on the table, push the little paper covering down so it bunches up around the base, thereby creating a handy and stylish chopsticks holder that wll be the envy of all your friends!
fishnets: check
french accent: non
- soda0
fishnets: check
french accent: non
vespa
(Oct 11 05, 06:49)dang!
wheres para with her 'special' accent when you need a bit of sauce?
- paraselene0
dang!
wheres para with her 'special' accent when you need a bit of sauce?
soda
(Oct 11 05, 07:02)you know i can't type in my accent, soda. you'll just have to wait.
- ********0
RIZ, of course.
v3nt - yes.
- soda0
RIZ, of course.
v3nt - yes.
determinedmoth
(Oct 11 05, 07:13)excellent! more people!
look at how much fun we had last time:
- paraselene0
that's me in the front, there!
- honest0
is tweed back in already?
- paraselene0
damn straight, homey.
- CaP0
soda, you look lovely with your red & black t-shirt... and don't let anybody tell you that those glasses don't fit you!!
you are a handsome boy..
- soda0
oi!
that ain't me!
I'm the one with the fringe..erm... the big fringe...
on the right dammit!
- ********0
that's me in the front, there!
paraselene
(Oct 11 05, 08:05)Fag hag.
- ********0
that's me in the front, there!
paraselene
(Oct 11 05, 08:05)Fag hag.
determinedmoth
(Oct 11 05, 08:17)HAHHAHA
- paraselene0
fag hag, eh?
that's a bit rich coming from someone wearing a camel velour waistcoat...