I'm Rich!!!
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- phatlee
Sir,
My name is Mr. Favor Zondo, I work with a Private Savings and Mortgage Company here in South Africa; I am the Account officer to one of our Deceased Customers in the name of Mr. Robert Jones who was from USA but had a huge bank account with my bank here in South Africa before his sudden death. We lost this customer and his family in a crash here in South Africa some years back and his account of US$10, 000,000. 00 (Ten Million United States Dollars) with us has been dormant and unclaimed due to unavailability of a next-of-kin relatives to claim his money.Sir, Confirm to me that you are interested to follow up with the procedure to claim this money from my bank so that I will guide you through the process. Your Profile was possible by the Information Exchange here in Johannesburg upon my request for a possibility of locating a relative of late Mr. Robert Jones. I contacted you to apply to claim the money of late Mr. Robert Jones since he left nobody as his next of kin and in accordance with the Escheat laws of South Africa, the Board Of Directors of my Bank met a fortnight ago and resolved to turn the forgotten Properties Funds of the deceased customers of my bank over to the Government having waited for too long without the deceased relatives/next-of-kin surfacing to claim them and if this is done, invariably, the funds will end up in Government's pocket
and it is as a result of this that I am moved to contact you considering the fact that you may not have the same LAST NAME with the deceased.In view of this, I am seeking your co-operation and understanding to stand as the deceased next-of-kin to enable you and I claim the inheritance money before the time period given by the Bank elapses.
If you are interested and in agreement with me, please write back immediately through the alternative telephone number and email address provided below.
Be rest assured that it is a risk free project and the proceedings will be shared 50% each once the funds are repatriated into your account, I will visit you in your country to collect my own share.
I await your prompt response via email and telephone.
Regards,
Mr. Favor Zondo
- oBeseLilNinja0
man im even more rich, i got money comming in from south africa, russia, japan and american and loads of small stupid nations,
im just wasting time until the money is transferred to my bank account, about $134m, i must be so lucky, but hey i deserve it
- shutdown0
i was rich but I spent it all on reduced priced versions of PS2 and Macromedia.
The rest went on Viagra
- JazX0
wow Africa....
yep you're rich
- designerror0
that guy writes me every day for the last 3 years! i must be up 32+ billion by now
- TheTick0
I always write these guys to tell them that if they wire me the airfare and fees to bring myself and my personal attorney over there so they can get their 1/2 of the ten million I'd be happy to fly right over to Bumfuck, Africa, in a fortnight. No takers. I guess they really don't want their share of the money, eh?
- tkmeister0
i am rich too!!
- yurimon0
I shook Mayor Bloombergs hand. I'm rich also.
- JazX0
hahha actually honest to God truth, I was yet again approached by black market diamond dealers in Namibia. They ae sending me a sample of their work.
I smuggled Angolan diamantes in the past. not smart
- yurimon0
Did you smuggle them in your arse like anal beads?
- radar0
your going to hell for that.
- JazX0
Did you smuggle them in your arse like anal beads?
yurimon
(Oct 7 05, 05:59)no around my top inner thigh with masking tape
- TheTick0
so no bum diamonds, eh?
- skt0
So was it daimaonds or diamontes you were smuggling jaz?
- Rand0
I am filthy rich