GOD told me ...
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- plamensk1
to stop wanking and become the next President of the USA.
VOTE FOR PLAMENSKI!
- designerror0
GOD told me to tell you to shut up
- O_Two0
God told me, that I was actually god and I didn't exist.
God says chillax.
- plamensk10
Last night, I dreamed I had a job interview in God's headquaters.
He was wearing TopMan jeans and was smelling of eternity.
- blaw0
did he say "God's hindquarters" and then something about the smell?
- stuff0
God told me to take 300 valium and x newstoday once and for all.
- Nairn0
God told me to ask you all for donations - something about a $20 dollar minimum and maybe pictures of any sisters you might have?
I thought that a bit sick, and to be truthful, I'd only really want the money. Unless, of course, they're really sweet.
- oBeseLilNinja0
GOD told me to shut my eyes and open my mouth
- chameleonic0
GOD told me what Jesus would do.
but I didn't feel like doing that so I decided to go on a religious crusade.
- Anarchitect0
//GOD doesn't like brown people.
- 5timuli0
God told me to set fire to the office carpet. Now it's 63° in here and my nuts are burning.
- TheTick0
God told me we're descended from monkeys. True that...
- obsolete0
God told me to skin you alive...
in "I kill childreen" - Dead Kennedys
- TheTick0
As long as I got my plastic jesus, I'll be alright...
* sits in corner in fetal position. Rocks back and forth.
- Rand0
I am the resurrection
- JazX0
Bill Owens/Bill Frist ticket vs John Edwards/Wes Clark ticket is my prediction
- Nairn0
..to make the most from technology.
- skt0
..to make the most from technology.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wo...
Nairn
(Oct 7 05, 06:27)Haha. "In da begining god created da heavens & da earth"
I think that might just be bad compression though.