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- nopublik0
lol. yeah it's not that bad, you mean the Tesco in the town? I live in Stobswell area where there is lots of neds but not as bad as Glasgow
- soda0
a glasgow smile?
is that like a glasgow shower?
- MX_OnD0
no the Glasgow shower is mythical.
- kelpie0
what's a shower??
- kelpie0
ah you mean the rain right? yeah we've got loads of rain
- skt0
The Glasgow shower.... a tin of lynx.
- skt0
oh and that steve macintyre is a cunt. worse than that fat fuck cook who was a proper cunt and all. Trying to prove peckhams rough by wondering around an estate at 3 in the morning waving a laptop around. cunt.
- paraselene0
soda, a glasgow smile is where a ned cuts your mouth on either side so's you've got big smiley scars.
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- kelpie0
they tickle you afterwards so you laugh.
- MX_OnD0
they tickle you afterwards so you laugh.
kelpie
(Oct 6 05, 03:06)only if they're piffs, otherwise they kick ye in the baws.
- kelpie0
oh and that steve macintyre is a cunt. worse than that fat fuck cook who was a proper cunt and all. Trying to prove peckhams rough by wondering around an estate at 3 in the morning waving a laptop around. cunt.
skt
(Oct 6 05, 03:05)quite right, I mean I'd take the fucking laptop on principal alone. C U N T
- kelpie0
they tickle you afterwards so you laugh.
kelpie
(Oct 6 05, 03:06)only if they're piffs, otherwise they kick ye in the baws.
MX_OnD
(Oct 6 05, 03:07)dude the gay-gangs are the worst up here. they do have the nicest tracksuits though...
- soda0
dude the gay-gangs are the worst up here. they do have the nicest tracksuits though...
kelpie
(Oct 6 05, 03:08)it does sound like escape from new york!
Either that or 'the warriors'?
- MX_OnD0
dude the gay-gangs are the worst up here. they do have the nicest tracksuits though...
kelpie
(Oct 6 05, 03:08)All of them were at the airport last Friday I think, tracksuits and daft haircuts everywhere
- lvl600
who'd win a gang street fight between a bunch of Neds and a bunch of lebanese kids from sydney ?
- MX_OnD0
neither. They'd never manage to travel that far.
- lvl600
lol true
- MX_OnD0
and assuming the neds did make it to Sydney it would depend on whether the fight started before they managed to sharpen things or not,...
- kelpie0
aye, are you allowed claw-hammers in hand luggage these days?
- MX_OnD0
dinnae hink so