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- ********0
the sowester was rather unpalettable so it was decided that chossy should be custodian of it and hide it up a mountain somewhere only he can get to with his talon-like toenails and suction cup-esque fingertips.
- chossy0
Correct it is secreted under the cairn ontop of Ben Chonzie (pronounced ben hone!!!)
- ********0
Correct it is secreted under the cairn ontop of Ben Chonzie (pronounced ben hone!!!)
chossy
(Oct 5 05, 08:29)Indeed, well out of harms way and out of reach of kOna's secretions.
- ********0
where did fat head little pips go anyway?
- ********0
haha. it's not me that will be starting and while i could run rings round you para will properly take you school.
skt
(Oct 5 05, 08:21)you're
- paraselene0
the sowester was rather unpalettable so it was decided that chossy should be custodian of it and hide it up a mountain somewhere only he can get to with his talon-like toenails and suction cup-esque fingertips.
MX_OnD
(Oct 5 05, 08:27)unpalatable, sir? whatever might you imply?
- ********0
where did fat head little pips go anyway?
skt
(Oct 5 05, 08:32)*shouts pantomime style
"He's behind you!!"
- ********0
sowesters are not nearly as digestable as woollens, every child knows that!
- paraselene0
haha. it's not me that will be starting and while i could run rings round you para will properly take you school.
skt
(Oct 5 05, 08:21)
i think that's what he was asking for, actually.
- chossy0
skt and MX insisted and I yeilded and now she sits up high pure getting blasted by the elements and stuff and shit and that.
- ********0
pip question:
you english chaps say 'pip pip cheerio' so by skt's reasoning you're really saying 'mans scrotum ball mans scrotum ball cheerios'
what the fuck kind of sick sex act is that you sick english fucks. two scrotums of a man and a bowl of cheerios!?! SICK FUCKS!
*puts cheerios on grocery list
- paraselene0
oh man, you don't want to open up the english chaps / scottish blokes can of worms. yikes!
*ducks for cover
- chossy0
ha ha K0na
but also swit swoo at paraselene I bet thats her in the photo anall pure laying the sex lesson down in 'love school'.
- ********0
aye the english say that.
north of teh border it's colder see? Our baws shrink therefore they become known as pips, much like the seeds in an apple.
- ********0
oh man, you don't want to open up the english chaps / scottish blokes can of worms. yikes!
*ducks for cover
paraselene
(Oct 5 05, 08:38)Aye it's like openin' pandora's box, only there's less chance of getting crabs.
- chossy0
or more chance if they open up your scants and see the menagerie you have on the go there my lad.
- kelpie0
don't know about that one mx.
*scratches pips
- ********0
ma kegs is like Noah's ark ;)
- paraselene0
that's disgusting, andrew.
*peers over glasses
**taps ruler
- ********0
small pips?
even the smallest acorn grows into the mighty oak mx.
tell that to a chick the next time she spies your small junk.