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- jox0
I'm not in the mood for hairy armpits tonight (no offense to french hairy women).
Besides, I'm up in Sweden and my house in france is partly why I'm feeling low. Being audited in a country you're not a citizen in because of some backwood realtor doing shady business with you takes it out of you, but that's a different story I can explain in a sober state of mind.
- mayo0
have some root beer, babe.
- jox0
What a weird way to kick me when I'm down :P
If that's what you're serving when I show up for thanksgiving, I may have "other plans" for the night.
- mayo0
not to worry, i hate root beer, too. I'll have glog, beers, wines and hard liquor. OH and don't forget, iced mochas! :D
- jox0
Why don't we mix those all together and make an interesting punch bowl?
- 5timuli0
Hey, mee too jox, hands across the sea! Get drunk, like me.
I'm planning on invading Poland and France later. You up for it?
- jox0
Sounds like a plan stimuli!! Lemme just go get my coat and we're off!
- 5timuli0
Haha, you'll need one of my special cocktails first:
Smirnoff Ice and Grenache Shiraz - I call it Menstrual Cumshot.
It'll block out the Eastern European winds and help you go without food for a week. I'll meet you in Warsaw just before midnight. Bring some furniture polish and a lighter.
- jox0
"Menstrual Cumshot"
HAHAHA fucking ace!Just one question though since I am not entirely sober, did you say bring polish furniture or furniture polish?
- 5timuli0
Either - your choice. Both are flammable.
- jox0
I love flammable! I think I'll bring both, two equally flammable products would become twice as flammable together right?
"Stimuli and Jox firing flammable shit up like mad men in eastern europe - soon in a theatre near you!"
- 5timuli0
LOL, yeah! That's my kind of night!
- jevad0
Like my Murphy's...
I'm not bitter.