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- ********0
holy
- ibye0
holy?
- 5timuli0
Hahaha ibye, weird - I just bought it today too. Not seen it for ages, going to put it on soon.
"I stabbed a man in the heart!"
"LOUD NOISES!"
- ibye0
apartment smells of rich mahogany!
- jevad0
I lOve Scotch! Scotch scotch scotch!
- jevad0
go fuck yourself san diego
- ibye0
I'm going to punch you right in the baby maker.
- jox0
Unique New York!
"Where did you get that suit - at the toilet store?"
LMFAO!
- megatron51500
Smelly pirate hooker!
- 5timuli0
By the beard of Zeus!
- megatron51500
Great Odin's Raven
- jox0
"it smells like snowman's cock" (or something? can anbody remember the exact line?)
- 5timuli0
What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
- jox0
Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going.
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it!
- jox0
Brian Fantana: That was one crazy party. I am hung over.
Champ Kind: I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's living room, and they would NOT stop screaming!
Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.
- 5timuli0
Brick, where'd you get a hang grenade?
I don't know.
- 5timuli0
Baxter, is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.
- 5timuli0
Erm, that should have been 'hand grenade'. Too much menstrual cumshot. Hmmm.
- jox0
LOL
Looooud noiseeees!
- brooke0
"65% of the time, it works every time..."
"That doesn't make any sense."
