home sick =(
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- gruntt
the human body is an amazing thing - although you wouldn't know that when it is inflicted with a cold. The body just says, "turn the snot pumps on high and add thickner. While we're at it let's turn up the thermostat to 101. For good measure let's add some aches to the joints. And just for the hell of it let's take away the ability to taste."
uuuggghhhhh.
- Rand0
you are healed
- jox0
Have some rough chocolate and hot sex. i mean... of course, the other way around.
- gruntt0
OH MY GOD! THANKS RAND!
- blaw0
short-term swop of whiskey for beer and rest for work and you'll be fine in no time.
- jox0
thanks RAND? what about ME? Dude!
- gruntt0
sorry.
thanks rand, jox and blaw.
- Rand0
your pain is gone
- todelete__20
sorry to hear that g man.
that uh... what the hell is the name of it...?... theraflu i think?!? THAT is some really good stuff.
hope you feel better.
- gruntt0
rand - bumblefuck must be a long way from NC because your powers are taking a while to get here.
- jox0
When I was little and home sick, mom would always carry the tv into my room and get me superman comics. Maybe your wife can do it for you?
- gruntt0
that's the deal jox. i've actually been in bed all day watching tv and snoozing.
i'll call my wife and ask her to pick up some superman comic books... or porn.
- jox0
Or, maybe your lady can dress up as supergurl?
- gruntt0
even better.
- mayo0
Dear gruntt,
I hope you feel better because if i say something sassy to you, i don't want you putting on your pink dress and whining that you're too sick to come up with a good response.
love, mayo
P.S. Ask for Kabuki comics. They ROCK. ask epill.
- jox0
Depends. I mean, you don't know the episode I have in mind. Maybe it's the one where supergirl is being rescued from the evil, snoring home-sick gorilla by a blond swede in tough shades.
- gruntt0
mayo - i look GOOD in my pink dress.
- Jaline0
where's your wife?
- gruntt0
she's at work, jaline.
- gruntt0
alright gang - thanks for the laughs. i'm going back to bed.
=)
- mayo0
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