Vasectomia
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- phantomCloak0
how could you ever think of doin that? but rumors say it's reconstructable
- CaP0
nobody's cutting my tubes. that's one thing that i know.
- chossy0
tie a knot in it I do, and or have her knees sewn together.
- kelpie0
keplie, how can you ask "could you fuck me" by accient?
i'm intrigued about the words you used...
CaP
(Sep 22 05, 04:22)I havn't the foggiest Cap old buddy, I think the Peruvian lads at the bar were taking the piss out of me :D
Barcelona's a cool town btw, my first time there :)
- HumanMale0
Just aim it somewhere else.
Some girls quite like it... :-O
- kelpie0
I think I ask for "la quenta" (?) but got a couple of letters out of place, being a wee bit pissed and a big bit shit at spanish...
- OBBTKN0
yeah... i think so. But condoms are a thing that my wife dont like much more and taking pils all the life... is insane...
I don´t wanna see the doctor touching my balls but...
Is there another option??
* me dulen las pelotas de solo pensarlo
- chossy0
your lady could get an injection in her ass that stops it for one year.
or you could drink and smoke heavily so you get 'lazy' sperm.
- kelpie0
or you could drink and smoke heavily so you get 'lazy' sperm.
chossy
(Sep 22 05, 04:45)this also has some undesirable side effects
- chossy0
yeah drinking and smoking heavily works as a lady drier and an errection killer.
- paraselene0
that ain't no shot that lasts a year, that's an implant. the shots last three months. these sort of time-release hormones are actually very dubious, health-wise.
do the gentlemanly thing. get the snip.
- blaw0
it's no big deal, with these great benefits:
• you leave the office with a script for a half dozen percocet
• the rest of your life you have one less thing to think/worry about
• you're wife will think you're fantastic and, if you play it right, will buy you a twelve-pack of top-notch beer to wash down a wonderful beef tenderloin dinner
- paraselene0
see? just like blaw. and blaw is cool.
- OBBTKN0
I´m just kidding about basque cheese manufacturing process, evidently...
And returning to the conversation: I know the falopian tieing is an alternative, but i think that my wife has donne a beautifull work giving life to my 2 daughters... and i wanna compensate to her...
Obsiously, giving sex all the times i wanna... ;)))
- blaw0
thanks, para!
"...and blaw is cool" is going to be my new tagline.
wait...
you weren't just saying that because you're relieved that i've taken myself out of the gene-pool, were ya?
- chossy0
Also the injection turns the girl into a totall psycho prick, I'm not bitter or anything.
- kelpie0
does it?
shit.
- CaP0
- MX_OnD0
*nominates an all new shiny
"_vasectomise me" thread...
and how about a
"_hysterectomise me" thread for the ladies too?
- paraselene0
haha. do you have kids already, brian? or are you just not into it?