worst thing when your drunk is....
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- _me_
1] telling your wife you'll be home soon...
2] getting another beer...
3] see 1]
4] see 2]
and then.....
bidding for shit you dont need on ebay ;P
- kodap0
get caught drunk driving
- _me_0
i spose theres alweays that....
never ever done it myself like....
well, maybe once...
- Jaline0
or accidentely driving with your friend's body without knowing that, a few miles back, his head became detached from his body because he was drunk and put his head outside of the car window and you accidentely drove close to a sign, which resulted in his head getting cut off.
true story.
- _me_0
just as it was beginning this thread gets cut off....
just like *that.
g'nite.
sorry to hear that btw. xx
- Jaline0
it didn't happen to anyone i know...it was posted here at NT a few months back.
anyway, good luck with your wife :)
- _me_0
heh. no worries shes ok... :) just got her a gucci handbag she wanted on ebay :)
- Jaline0
hahahaha, nice job.
- tkmeister0
now make mad love to her.
go get her, tiger!
- _me_0
digging up old threads...
still doing teh same thing...
- JazX0
there are much worse things you can do, like streaking naked across crowded city streets.
kissing ugly girls at bars
eating fried spaghetti with ice cream and pickles
you know...
- pascii0
1 calling ex girlfriends
2 trying to do acrobatics
3 changing to wine
- _me_0
my life is on loop....
a good loop...
but a loop nonetheless.
- _me_0
yup.
- designerror0
just wait till your wife's girlfriends ask her why she is walking around with a cheap chinese designer knockoff handbag that comes straight outta Canal St. NY..
No sex for a year buddy!
- todelete__20
too funny _me_
just happened last night. i was at pool. said i'd be home by 10. then 11. then...
1 beer turned into 5. next thing i know she's calling me at 11:30pm saying the lamp is haunted cause the lightbuld keeps flickering on and off. i tried my best to tell her that it is a halogen bulb, about 7 years old, and when they are about to konk out they flicker and make noises. she was just too hysterical. (she's really afraid of ghosts... don't get me started). so i speed home to *dun dun DUN... remove the lightbulb and replace with new one.
ugh.
- JazX0
when you get raped as a male, that's never good
- e_b_c0
(she's really afraid of ghosts... don't get me started)
HAH! My girlfriend spent ALL-DAY in bed (called into work like) because she said she got up to get ready and saw a ghost in my breakfast nook hunched over the table. ran back to bed and stayed there until i got home from work. i love her, but she's a wuss.
- sherman0
man that is so true!