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- jdcomba
bachelor party last night. head hurts. smelll like cigarettes. bar tab was $1100. almost got into fight. geez.
like you care
- canuck0
bachelor parties are always death.
- Jaline0
hope you didn't do anything I wouldn't do :)
- gruntt0
hope you didn't do anyone I wouldn't do :)
Jaline(Sep 17 05, 09:00)
- Nac0
gotta think on your toes..kick whoevers ass you were gonna fight, take their wallet, and then pay for the tab... keep a few extra dollars for the special guest girls too..
but never do something that I would do, and would never do what i just mentioned above. ;)
- ********0
my uncle's bachelor party couple of years ago was almost the same, except we all split when it was time to pay for the tab
- jox0
my uncle's bachelor party couple of years ago was almost the same, except we all did people we normally wouldn't do
designerror
(Sep 17 05, 09:23)
- ********0
*pulls out housekey
*walks up to jox's S4
*presses the key up to the black paint
*writes CUNT with the key
- chossy0
how did it go at the gay club?
- jdcomba0
didn't go to gay club. went to strip club. 2 girls made out on me. omg i'm gonna die i think.
- mg330
Good thing you're not in Chicago or else I might suspect that you were at a party across the alley from my apartmen last night.
It is not that enjoyable waking up at 3 a.m. to the howl of a drunken idiot shouting "I MADE IT MOTHERFUCKERS, LET ME IN THIS GOD DAMNED APARTMENT!"
Seriously, I wanted to kill someone, but then I kind of laughed it off and smiled and thought "What miserable losers."
- ********0
on the contrary--I care.
- jox0
*writes CUNT with the key
designerror
(Sep 17 05, 09:38)Oh no you diiii-int!
*smacks designerror with antenna
- gruntt0
*writes CUNT with the key
designerror
(Sep 17 05, 09:38)Oh no you diiii-int!
*smacks designerror with antenna
jox(Sep 17 05, 10:10)
hot
- jox0
*chases gruntt with antenna and whips a big rip on his ass as he's trying to outrun me.
- gruntt0
*chases gruntt with antenna and whips a big rip on his ass as he's trying to outrun me. making me excited in a naughty taboo way.
jox(Sep 17 05, 10:22)
- jox0
you wish! *does ninja moves with antenna
iii-yah!
- gruntt0
*backs away trying to cover ripped backside of pants.
blows rape whistle
- jox0
OMG sssssh! *runs after and knocks whistle out of gruntt's mouth
what are you, a woman? Dont EVER do that again *bitch slaps gruntt twice
- e-pill0
speaking of ninjas, has anyone seen the new cartoon NARUTO????
its the fucking best cartoon ever!!!! ive never seen something like that this year i was soooo stunned to the episode from an hour ago!!!
here see:
http://www.frozendeadgumby.com/n…
http://www.frozendeadgumby.com/n…
http://www.frozendeadgumby.com/n…
totally kick ass
--joe, whe nthese two girls were making out on top of you, where was your girl standing and was she part of that show for you?
glad you had fun, so yo uwent to TENS? how was it, prices per dance? how were the girlies?
:)
- jdcomba0
eddie, when i was having two girls from eastern europe make out on top of me, tara was getting a lapdance right next to me. fun. tens was shitty. $20 per dance, and the girls were super pushy. then we went to the lame place next door, Rock Candy. and had a $1100 bar tab. shit.