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- tehgee
ther eis a cricket in my bathroom and since i have lived in filthy ass places before i keep tinking it's a cockroach and want to kill it.. but it's really just a cricket and i wish it would go back outside
my hair is super curly today and i cant decide how i feel about that
my car is at my crazy mechanics and is going to cost me a fortune so im hoping he washes it for me at least
how long generally does it take for a blister to heal? i can barely walk and i need my exosize
- robotron3k0
crickets are a sign of good luck so what's the problem?
- jdcomba0
don't kill the cricket
- tehgee0
i already siad im not going to kill it but it creeps me out
- tehgee0
he's nto singing or anything shit maybe hes not a crickit!!!!
- radar0
barter the cricket with your mechanic - everybody wins.
- gruntt0
that cricket will start singing tonight as you try to sleep. better go ahead and kill the bastard while you can still see him.
- todelete__20
train the cricket to kill and throw it at your mechanics throat when you see him.
- k770
pop that blister tara, and let it breathe.. a wound needs oxygen. it might be sore for a lil while but it will heal way faster than if you don't pop that shit.
- tehgee0
hes been in the same place just chillaxin on my suitcase in the bathroom.. im trying to get my clothes out of there to do laundry but he wont get off the suitcase i asked nicely then i yelled at him - nothing
- robotron3k0
you need to distract the cricket with a good size spider, once he goes for it you'll be able to recover your laundry
- ilovepill0
better not to kill tthe cricket because the cricket union will put a giant blown up rat in front of yoyur house and will hand out flyers on how bad you kept the bathroom and the cricket died in your care...
:)
- tehgee0
i hope he dont jump on me while im sleepin :(
- Econo0
the cricket is god
- bradpitt0
I hope the crickets bite you on the nose.
- tehgee0
i hope u bite me on the nose u sexy bitch
- Econo0
is brad pitt god?
- tehgee0
so i came home and teh cricket was on teh stairs so he was escorted out the backdoor muahahahaz
he better nopt come back
- Crouwel0
Is Tom Cruise Jesus?
- tehgee0
jesus was gay?!
- mayo0
if my lizard was still alive, she'd hunt down that cricket for you. That's it though, she wasn't the best at catching them. to the point where I almost changed her name from "Puppy" to "Retardemis" after my favorite greek goddess. :)