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- nLHb0
teehee! your poor brother! i got to watch the police students at my college do the same thing, it was sweet! i don't think i could go through it though...
- josimarX0
"Yesterday I had to wear my nice blazer..."
that's
as far as I got TAR-
FUCKING-
QUIN.
Good luck with the fist yacht daddy gives you and those diamonte cufflinks.
Hope you choke on champers and learn.
- JazX0
j*esus lol!
- KILLputer0
That's what you get for thinking cinnamon smells better than BO
- 5timuli0
I've got a t-shirt that always has one smelly armpit, no matter how many times I wash it. I sit next to a window on my right, south-west facing, using my right arm with the mouse. I think I see a connection.
- -sputnik-0
5timuli = 5tankyp!ts
hehe ;)
- 5timuli0
Make neighbours think you have an expensive driveway by taping corn flakes to the wheels of your car.
- josimarX0
maybe you need to learn some mad harlem globetrotters mouse skillz (and maybe a bowhunting one or two) so you can, at least stink COMPLETELY.
- nLHb0
haha joe, that makes no sense? cornflakes?
- 5timuli0
I do have skanky pits, I can lift my arm and knock out pigeons out the window from 150 feet!
- josimarX0
nice one STANKNUT.
- 5timuli0
Corn flakes make that lovely crunching noise, like a posh driveway ;)
Plus:
The wire tops of champagne bottles make excellent zimmer frames for lame mice.
- chossy0
constipated?
eat anything josimarx cooks and it will shift a tonne of dogs eggs in no time.
- uberdesigner0
just stick cinnamon buns under your arms next time you go out
- davey_g0
Noted. Thx.
- 5timuli0
Keep monkeys out of your kitchen by hiding bananas on top of a wardrobe in your bedroom.
- josimarX0
you're dead.
- 5timuli0
Fellas, a fun way to keep warm on winter nights is to fill your inflatable sex doll with hot water.
- chossy0
you're pissed
- chossy0
ha ha 5stimuli mine broke when I did that and now I have terrible scarring still tough chicks dig the scars and when I went to hospital the doctor was able to take the pain away but leave the swelling :D