The Ashes
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- Kuz
Fuck the football.
## And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountain green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.
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etc. etc.
- vespa0
ah, so poetic kuz!
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE!
OI! OI! OI!
- 5timuli0
Meh.
- vespa0
if they play "I don't like cricket-uh, oh no" on the telly one more time i'm gonna burn something.
i'm rocking AC/DC really loud right now, hehee!
- skt0
Is this about cricket?
- Kuz0
yes it is you non-cricket playing scottish man!
up the flintoff!
down the mcgrath!
- HumanMale0
Fuck those Aussie cunts, the Ashes are coming home...
Sweet.
- skt0
Yeah, cricket. Its a bit rubbish. I do like that guy thats retiring or something though.
Marvelous. or something.
- skt0
Sorry. I'm a bit hungover and useing something too much. or something.
- vespa0
richie benaud! *sniff*
carn aus! do it for richie!!
- Kuz0
Let's keep this friendly and sportsmanlike MonkeyFemale
- Kuz0
I missed Richie Benuad say
"Good morning everybody..."
for the last time ever!
- lvl600
Australia will pwn the noob english
- determinedmoth0
We'll loose. We loose everything except war.
N. Ireland might have won the footy but we still own them.
Same goes for Australia. Whos yer queen huh?!
*Stirs pot vigorously..
- toe_knee0
you can have northern ireland. Its a shithole
- HumanMale0
Let's keep this friendly and sportsmanlike MonkeyFemale
Kuz
(Sep 8 05, 02:35)I know, sorry dude. Was feeling irritable earlier.
Cleared a blockage, feeling much looser now.
*Oh happy day* etc...
- wristtattoo0
I FUCKING HATE SPORT
- vespa0
lose moth. lose.
as in LOSER!
*does teenage Loser sign on forehead
- Kuz0
lol@moth!
whos your queen huh?? who's your queen!
- determinedmoth0
I'll never loose - I'm not playing.
So Para's sick now. She's got the same chest infection I had. Put on the same drugs too :/
Vespa. Pictures!