A Bit of US Patriotic Humor
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I found this worth a chuckle:
When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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lol, good one.
- fadeproof0
pretty good ;)
- Mattiadesign0
this is a joke I heard when I saw Robin Williams on HBO Live from Broadway.
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hahahaha
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sent to boss, he smiled you helped me
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I think I got a raise because of this joke. I love you TheTick, you can be Mayor anytime!!
- darthcashmoney0
that's humor is so white, im blinded
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Ooohhhh. Dude PC is soooo 1990's. Grow up.
- darthcashmoney0
wrong answer
- chossy0
if it was pitch black I would be blind too
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You tire me child.
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- darthcashmoney0
better
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Ooohhhh. Dude PC is soooo 1990's. Grow up.
TheTick
(Sep 9 05, 13:06)hahaha yep excellent joke!
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the cosmiclocksmith will one day open up the locks of the Universe and answer all and I shall be named ruler of an antfarm!
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cosmiclocksmith is so white he has to wear spf 80.
he protects himself against the suns rays... from another solar system even.
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Well, only if the Grfeat Spaghetti Monster allows it.
Ramen.
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I once met a guy who was George Mason's, great, great, great, great, great-grandson. I think...