Proposal 4 Dog
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- dbloc
My landlord wants me to write a proposal to get a dog. weird.
- noop0
i fucked a taco lololol
- jdcomba0
how about...
dear landlord.
im geetting a 90 pound rotweiler.
love,
me
- rasko40
dear landlord,
let me get a dog or else I will get one anyway that is bigger and badder than your worst nightmares, he will be trained to bite the fuck out of your shrivelled nutsack.
you fucking cunt.
yours
your fuckfaced tennant.
- dbloc0
ha haa. ya that will work. I'm done. next.
- kld0
dear LL
please
thanks,
xxxx
PS gfy!
- leftwave0
let me know what you come up with. i'm trying to help my little cousin convince her parents to let her get a dog!!
- dbloc0
I'll send you a copy leftwave.
Is that you surfing on your pic?
- dbloc0
Thanks for giving us the opportunity to write a proposal for a dog. We are very interested in bringing a dog into our lives. We have talked about it for years and prepared ourselves for this. First of all we both grew up with dogs in the house, so we are used to having one around. This gave us extensive experience and knowledge of interaction with dogs from puppy to full grown adult. Raising a dog is like raising a child. They need constant attention, especially during the puppy days. We both realize that all dogs suffer from separation anxiety, which is why this dog will be home alone as little as possible. We believe that dogs should also be professionally trained through obedience school. Just like kids need to attend grammar school, dogs need to learn at an early age to obey commands and treat other animals, people and property with respect.
- mayo0
Dear Dog the Bounty Hunter,
I'm morbidly fascinated whenever i see your show. May I keep you? May landlord is thinking about it.Love, mayo
- dbloc0
that show rules.
- jevad0
funny how made up it all is now...compared to the pilot...
- dbloc0
huh?