jesus was a Lazy.
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- Goozebump
On their arrival in Capernaum, the tax collectors for the Temple tax came to Peter and asked him, "Doesn't your teacher pay the Temple tax?" "Of course he does," Peter replied. Then he went into the house to talk to Jesus about it. But before he had a chance to speak, Jesus asked him, "What do you think, Peter? Do kings tax their own people or the foreigners they have conquered?" "They tax the foreigners," Peter replied. "Well, then," Jesus said, "the citizens are free! However, we don't want to offend them, so go down to the lake and throw in a line. Open the mouth of the first fish you catch, and you will find a coin. Take the coin and pay the tax for both of us."
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http://www.heartlight.org/wjd/yep proves it Jesus was lazy. Instead of working for his pay he uses his "magic powers" to get the coin from a fish. On top of that it was his responsiblity to pay the taxes but has peter do the hard work. You know ho long it takes to fish, a while. Especially in the hot middle eastern sun.
- ********0
if i had magic powers i'd be in Vegas all the time..
- digitalswarm0
If I had magic powers, I'd give myself breasts and a Ferrari.
- Goozebump0
if i had magic powers ill put ehated in the dictionary.
- ********0
discipler is gonna' take a verbal poop on you
- i_monk0
magic powers made me too lazy to use them.
- Goozebump0
ahh tell him to bring it on. ive got my trusty koran in my hand i challange him to
DUEL
- ********0
if i had magic powers i'd put boobs ON my ferrari.
- brandelec0
if i was horny, i would rub janne's ferrari all day
- ********0
;)
- gruntt0
shit, i bet peter was thrilled. basically his boss told him to go fishing.
peter was sitting there drinking beers and fishing for a magic money spittin' fish.
pretty sure this is a quote from the bible..."a bad day fishing is better than a good day working."
- fullerc0
jesus was a lazy hippy!
- ********0
Fishing rules. I do it off bridges here. haha
if it was in the Bible then it has to be ok!