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- vespa0
ooh, he's got tats?
oi skt if you never noticed then They've WON!
- ********0
ooh, he's got tats?
oi skt if you never noticed then They've WON!
vespa
(Aug 17 05, 06:13)Who? The English? That might explain why they are so popular in the rest of the world.
- soda0
oi skt if you never noticed then They've WON!
vespa
(Aug 17 05, 06:13)It's part of the rebrand Britain 'Greater England' campaign.
- ********0
Well you would be hard pushed to make it England less great.
- vespa0
ooohoooo soda that's more like it!
cmon skt what no fighting today? :(
- ********0
cmon skt what no fighting today? :(
vespa
(Aug 17 05, 06:21)Well, you see. I don't really need to fight. I come from the best country in the world. Everyone loves us (except maybe the English, but I can live with that). I can visit their country and make money out of them. I can then go back home and enjoy my unspoilt land. I will never not be Scottish. They will always be English. I win. Hands down.
- paraselene0
oooooo look at 'im an 'is philosophy and all. ded continental, the lad.
- ********0
philosophy my arse. common sense. tell you what you do need down here. some decent pies. i'm starving.
- kelpie0
if only one could e-mail a pie...
- vespa0
dammit well that's scotched my entertainment for the afternoon.
speaking of which, why does the word "scotch" have such negative connotations in english?
*tries to breathe life into still-born fight
- ********0
if only one could e-mail a pie...
kelpie
(Aug 17 05, 06:32)I get a good few in my hotmail everyday. Not the kind of pie I want for lunch though. Well not everyday anyway.
- ********0
speaking of which, why does the word "scotch" have such negative connotations in english?
vespa
(Aug 17 05, 06:36)Because we fucking rock and they don't like it.
- paraselene0
i just meant that sometimes i wish i had some sort of alleigiance to something akin to a political entity.
- ********0
i just meant that sometimes i wish i had some sort of alleigiance to something akin to a political entity.
paraselene
(Aug 17 05, 06:38)With me its not really an alleigiance to a political entity. More just a sense of good fortune.
- soda0
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
- ********0
Tell you what. Irvine Welsh can fuck right off.
- Goozebump0
hhaha trainspotting is a cool yes sadistic movie.
- kelpie0
Tell you what. Irvine Welsh can fuck right off.
skt
(Aug 17 05, 06:47)I'll fucking second AND third that - he's a gadgy, smack-head-wannabe prick, how now lives in the states.
A definate candidate for head down neck knocking if ever I saw one smeared on the bottom of my trainers.
pffft.
bye again.
- Lunch0
Tom Hingston or Graphic Thought Facility or maybe North
- paraselene0
irvine welsh is the fucking eminem of contemporary fiction. he's got his one sad story about his momma and he's fucking shoving it down our throats over and over again like a demented schadenfreude sisyphus.
imho