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- 5timuli0
"We're going to a party, it's a birthday party, it's you're birthday party, happy birthday darling, we love you very very very much..."
- 5timuli0
Fuck I hope so! Beer rules! Work sucks=ks, let's rob every fucker, "Fuck all y'all, switch..."
- 5timuli0
I'll be crashin' in your flat and say "Hey come on now!"
- 5timuli0
Toffee wrappers and this morning's papers, Mr Jones got run down...
- 5timuli0
I've a little money and a take away curry, I'm on my way home to my wife. She'll be lining up the cutlery, you know she's expecting me polishing the glasses and pulling out the cork.
- 5timuli0
Hello hurray, what a nice day for the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles...
Ah, too much Jam for one night...
- 5timuli0
A police car and a screamin' siren...
- mrdobolina0
would anyone like a tuna melt? I am going to be serving them with provolone cheese and oregano this evening on a crusty belgiam styled bread, put in the oven for 3 minutes or so,
- 5timuli0
Once again it's another rap bandit, Fiendin' at I and I can't stand it."
- mrdobolina0
all I have is cheap beer though, sorry. we can do shots if you like?
- mrdobolina0
brother, you cant go to jail for what yer thinking
- 5timuli0
Five days of work, one whole day to play... c'mon everybody wear your rollerskates today...
- WinnebagoSeff0
i'm blinded by this fucking hot pipe
- mrdobolina0
crack is wack
- 5timuli0
..by your new love's good fortunes, seem to keep!
- mrdobolina0
g'night kids.
- 5timuli0
There is no time to pray, there is no time to beg and then it's off with an arm or it''s off with a leg...
- 5timuli0
Met a girl, introduced myself... asked her to go with me and no-one else...
- 5timuli0
Red alert, red alert it's a catastrophe... but don't worry... don't panic...
- 5timuli0
How'd I do dat? I pool my resorces and I screwback, that's how I do dat...