Bizarre fetishes on rise
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BIZARRE FETISHES ON RISE
Aug 5 2005
SCOTTISH courts are dealing with an ever growing collection of fetishists.
In September 2003, pervert Ian Curtis was caught having sex with a frozen chicken.
When he was discovered by his wife Jean, the former military policeman, 42, of Glasgow, was dressed in a skirt, silk blouse and rubber stockings.
Jean, who later divorced him, shouted at her hubby: 'You dirty b ****** , that's my Sunday lunch.'
In the same year, farmer Darran Emms, 35, was caught having sex with the family's Rhodesian Ridgeback dog by his pregnant wife Suzanne.
In 1999, a pervert nicknamed Dr Strangeglove was jailed for a year.
David Clark, 23, of Hurlford, Ayrshire, tried to force women to wear leather and rubber gloves. In 2002, Ross Watt appeared in court charged with having sex with a traffic cone and a shoe.
The 33-year-old, of Edinburgh, who was being watched by a crowd, was remanded in custody pending a psychiatric report.
In February 2003, officers arrested oddball Michael Bramham, who duped an Edinburgh woman into letting him cover her feet with baked beans.
The 25-year-old conman claimed he was trying to raise cash for Comic Relief.
In 1997, David Blackwood, of Ayrshire, was arrested for his hairdresser fetish.
The 33-year-old admitted flashing at stylists and then doing a runner from their shops.
In 1993, Karl Watkins was jailed for 18 months for trying to have sex with pavements.
The electrician was just 21 when he indulged in his bizarre sexual fantasy
- ********0
this just shows you that women needs to have more free open sex with random men
- ********0
lol, scroll down to the 'Scotch' section: http://www.wordwizard.com/ch_for…
- paraselene0
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skt
(Aug 12 05, 05:40)if i get fired for peeing in my ergonomic chair, i'm holding you personally responsible.
paraselene
(Aug 12 05, 05:41)one.
- 8eleven0
WHAT THE FUK?
WHAT THE FUK?
oh and
WHAT THE FUK?
a frozen chicken, a traffic cone?